Author: BAIFH

Microsoft to disable NTLM by default in future Windows releases

Microsoft Finally Decides to Kill Off NTLM — About Bloody Time So, Microsoft’s finally doing it — they’re putting the ancient and crusty NTLM authentication protocol out of its goddamn misery. About two decades too late,...

Crypto wallets received a record $158 billion in illicit funds last year

Crypto Wallets Up to Their Digital Arses in Dirty Money Well, isn’t this a flaming pile of digital horseshit? Turns out crypto wallets managed to rake in a record-shattering $15.8 billion in illicit funds in 2023. That’s...

Google Maps now lets you access Gemini while walking and cycling

Google Maps Gets Cozy with Gemini — Because You Clearly Can’t Walk Without AI Holding Your Hand So apparently, Google’s brilliant plan to save humanity involves letting you access Gemini, their shiny new AI assistant, right...

Flapping Airplanes and the promise of research-driven AI

Flapping Airplanes and the Promise of Research-Driven AI — or, How Tech Bros Rediscovered Science Right, so apparently some clever bastards in lab coats decided that flapping wings on planes might actually be worth researching...

India is teaching Google how AI in education can scale

India is Schooling Google in the Bloody Art of AI Education Well, well, well — look who’s getting schooled! Google, the almighty overlord of the digital universe, is now camping out in India’s classroom, trying to figure...

Music publishers sue Anthropic for $3B over ‘flagrant piracy’ of 20,000 works

Music Publishers Sue Anthropic for $3B — Because Apparently Copying 20,000 Songs Is a Bad Look Right, so here's the steaming pile of corporate drama for today. A bunch of music publishers — you know, the guys who think every...

OpenAI’s Sora app is struggling after its stellar launch

OpenAI’s Sora App: From Rockstar Launch to Dumpster Fire Well, well, well – looks like OpenAI’s shiny new bauble, the “Sora” app, went from golden child to flaming pile of crap faster than you can say “server...

An AI Toy Exposed 50,000 Logs of Its Chats With Kids to Anyone With a Gmail Account

The AI Toy That Couldn’t Keep Its Digital Pants On Well, grab your favorite whiskey and strap in, because some genius startup managed to create the world’s creepiest toy—an "AI-powered talking plaything" that decided to...

I built marshmallow castles in Google’s new AI-world generator

Google’s Project Genie: Another Goddamn Toy for Digital Dreamers So apparently, the tech wizards at Google got bored of dominating search and decided to whip up some cosmic-level bullshit called Project Genie. It’s supposed...

Apple buys Israeli startup Q.ai as the AI race heats up

Apple Buys Q.ai – Because Apparently Throwing Money at the AI Buzzword is the New Black So, Apple – that shiny cult of overpriced rectangles – just bought an Israeli startup called Q.ai. Apparently, these clever bastards at...