Author: BAIFH

Microsoft Disrupts Ransomware Campaign Abusing Azure Certificates

Ugh, Another Microsoft Mess Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some ransomware clowns – specifically a group called Stormouls (creative name, real original) – were...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

Over 266,000 F5 BIG-IP instances exposed to remote attacks

F5 Big-IP: Another Fucking Mess Seriously? Over 266,000 F5 Big-IP Boxes Left Wide Open. Oh, joy. More security incompetence. Apparently, over a quarter of a million F5 BIG-IP instances are vulnerable to remote attacks because...

Microsoft fixes Windows bug breaking localhost HTTP connections

Microsoft Screws Up, Again Seriously? *Another* Windows Fuckup? Oh joy. Microsoft managed to bork localhost HTTP connections in Windows with a recent update – specifically KB5034441 and subsequent updates. Yeah, you read that...

VMware Certification: Your Next Career Power Move

VMware Certifications: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, *Great*. More Certifications. Right, so VMware wants you to throw more money at them for pieces of paper that might get you a job. This article basically says if you're...

Windows Server 2025 WSUS blocks ESU updates

WSUS is STILL Screwing Us - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake. WSUS Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by that I mean staggering incompetence – have...

Microsoft fixes highest-severity ASP.NET Core flaw ever

Microsoft Messes Up... Again Seriously? *Another* Microsoft Screw-Up Oh, joy. Microsoft had to patch a critical vulnerability in ASP.NET Core – and they're calling it the worst one ever. Fantastic. CVE-2024-30671 allows for...

Europol dismantles SIM box operation renting numbers for cybercrime

Europol's Latest "Victory" Seriously? They Took Down *Another* One. Oh, joy. Europol, bless their hearts (not), has managed to dismantle a SIM box operation. Apparently, some chuckleheads were renting out phone numbers – phone...

Microsoft lifts more safeguard holds blocking Windows 11 updates

Microsoft's Windows 11 Update Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Seriously? More Windows 11 Bullshit. Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom – and by 'wisdom', I mean staggering...

American Airlines subsidiary Envoy confirms Oracle data theft attack

Envoy Got Pwned, Surprise! American Airlines Subsidiary, Envoy, Confirms Data Theft – Seriously? Oh joy. Another fucking data breach. This time it's Envoy, a regional airline subsidiary of American Airlines, admitting they got...