Author: BAIFH

Microsoft: Russian hackers use ISP access to hack embassies in AiTM attacks

Seriously?! Another Hack... Microsoft: Russian Idiots Compromise ISPs, Then Embassies. *Again*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… Microsoft's reporting that a bunch of Russian state-sponsored assholes – Nobelium,...

SQL Server real-time monitoring with Grafana

SQL Server Monitoring? Ugh. So You Want to Watch Your SQL Server, Huh? Right. Because staring at blinking lights in PerfMon wasn't painful enough. This article – and I use that term loosely – details how to hook up Grafana to...

CISA open-sources Thorium platform for malware, forensic analysis

CISA's Thorium: Another Fucking Tool Seriously? CISA Open Sources *Another* Thing. Oh, joy. As if the world needed more software. The Cybersecurity and Infrastructure Security Agency (CISA) has decided to bless us with "Thorium,"...

Microsoft now pays up to $40,000 for some .NET vulnerabilities

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at Security Seriously? Microsoft *Now* Pays For Bugs? Oh, joy. After decades of shipping utterly insecure crap, Microsoft is finally throwing money at people to find the holes in their .NET framework....

Microsoft to disable Excel workbook links to blocked file types

Microsoft's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Now* They Care? Microsoft to Block External Workbook Links (Eventually) Right. So, Microsoft’s finally decided to do something about the gaping security hole they’ve been letting fester in...

Kali Linux can now run in Apple containers on macOS systems

Kali in a Box (Because Apparently VMs Weren't Enough) Oh, Joy. Kali Linux Now Runs In Apple Containers. Right, so some developers decided that having Kali Linux run perfectly fine in virtual machines wasn’t enough of a pain in...

Google says it will sign EU’s AI code of practice

Google Caves to EU AI Bullshit, Shocking No One Right, so Google – surprise, surprise – is finally going to sign that European Union's AI code of practice thing. After dragging their feet and pretending they were all about...

Observe continues to adapt to the changing world of software observability

Observe? More Like *Obsolete*, Honestly Observe is Still Flailing Around, Apparently Right. So, Observe – the company that thinks throwing more dashboards at a problem solves it – is still trying to stay relevant in the...

How 2 UC Berkeley dropouts raised $28M for their AI marketing automation startup

Ugh, Another One Seriously? $28 Million For *This*? Right, so two bright sparks decided college was a waste of their time (surprise, surprise) and dropped out of Berkeley. Apparently, they've built "Regent," an AI marketing...

PlayerZero raises $15M to prevent AI agents from shipping buggy code

Oh, Joy. Another "Fix AI's Mess" Company Seriously? $15 Million for *This*?! Right, so some chuckleheads at PlayerZero just snagged fifteen goddamn million dollars because apparently nobody can be bothered to test the garbage...