Author: BAIFH

Talos at Black Hat? Ugh. Seriously? Another Security Conference. Right, so Cisco Talos is deigning to show their faces at Black Hat 2025. Big fucking deal. Apparently, they're going to be flapping their gums about a bunch of...

Silk Typhoon: Another Fucking Headache Seriously? More Chinese Shit Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough problems, some Chinese firms – specifically, those delightful people at Hubei Guangdian New Technology and others – are...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Security Mess Oh, Joy. More Bullshit. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, using ChatGPT and other Large Language Models (LLMs) isn't safe enough already? Shocking. Researchers have found that...

Dahua Cameras? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake: Dahua Cameras Are Still A Disaster Right, listen up. Some "security researchers" (read: people who point out the blindingly obvious) have found a whole heap of...

Ugh, Apple's Mess Again Seriously? Another Apple Screw-Up Right, listen up. Apparently, Apple’s Safari browser had a vulnerability – shocker, I know. Some memory corruption bullshit in WebKit that could let attackers run...

Pillar? Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another "AI Security Platform" Right. So some company called Pillar thinks they’ve reinvented the wheel – this time with “AI.” Apparently, their platform, which they're desperately trying...

CrowdStrike? More Like CrowdStrike *Failure* Seriously?! Another "Security" Vendor Fails. Oh, joy. CrowdStrike, the supposed elite endpoint protection provider, had a goddamn outage last week. Apparently, some misconfigured API...

FunkSec? More Like Funk *Off* Seriously, Another One? FunkSec Ransomware Decryptor Released. Oh joy. Another ransomware gang decided to take a nap, and now some bleeding heart security types have released a decryptor. FunkSec,...

Seriously?! Another Fucking Facebook Disaster You Won't Believe This Shit: Hackers Abusing Facebook Ads (Again) Oh, joy. More incompetence from the Zuck-hole. Apparently, some lowlifes are using Facebook ads to push fake crypto...

KrebsOnSecurity - Scam Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. More Gaming Scams. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some absolute geniuses have decided the best way to relieve idiots of their...