Author: BAIFH

Apple’s “Creator Studio” Bundle – Because Apparently We Don’t Pay Enough Already Oh, fantastic! Apple’s back with another bloody subscription plan to squeeze what’s left of our wallets dry. This time it’s called...

ElevenLabs Hits $330 Million ARR — and Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds So apparently, the fine geniuses over at ElevenLabs have decided to brag about hitting a whopping $330 million in annual recurring revenue. Yeah, you...

1X’s New Robot Brain: Teaching Tin Cans to Bloody “Understand” the World Alright, so these overpaid geniuses at 1X, the same mob trying to make humanoid robots that don’t walk into walls, have just dropped something...

Doctors Want AI in Healthcare... But Keep the Damn Chatbots Out Oh, what a bloody surprise — doctors think AI has a place in healthcare, but apparently, the idea of replacing their blessed bedside mumbling with a chatbot makes...

Roblox’s AI-Powered Age Verification Is a Dumpster Fire Right, so apparently the geniuses over at Roblox decided that instead of properly moderating their online kiddie chaos, they’d shove some half-baked AI system at the...

Ring Wants to Turn Your Home Into a Nosy AI Nightmare So, apparently Ring’s founder has decided that sticking cameras all over your damned house wasn’t creepy enough, so now we’re diving into the “intelligent assistant”...

Google’s AI Shopping Agent Drama: Yet Another Data-Hungry Clusterfuck So, apparently some consumer watchdog decided to blow her damn whistle about Google’s shiny new “AI shopping agent” — you know, that glorified...

Microsoft Builds a Metric Sh*tload of Data Centers and Swears Your Lights Won’t Flicker So apparently, Microsoft’s decided it hasn’t got enough bloody data centers already eating up the planet’s electricity, so they’ve...