Author: BAIFH

Adobe Analytics bug leaked customer tracking data to other tenants

Adobe Analytics: Another Fucking Mess Adobe Analytics: Seriously? *Another* Data Leak? Oh, joy. Adobe Analytics had a bug. A bug. What a surprise. Apparently, some misconfigured JavaScript – because who needs proper QA, right?...

Data breach at dealership software provider impacts 766k clients

Seriously?! Another Breach. Oh, Joy. Dealership Software Provider Got Pwned. Right, listen up, you lot. CDK Global, a company that basically runs the back-end for a *shitload* of car dealerships, got their systems hammered by...

Opera launches its AI-centric Neon browser

Opera's Neon... Seriously? Oh, *Another* Browser. Fantastic. Right, so Opera – yes, that Opera – decided the world desperately needs yet another browser. They’re calling it “Neon,” and surprise, surprise, it's all about...

Anthropic Will Use Claude Chats for Training Data. Here’s How to Opt Out

Anthropic's Shitty Data Grab - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? They're Doing *What* Now?! Right, listen up. Anthropic, those clowns building Claude – you know, the AI that pretends to be helpful – are scraping your...

Nothing launches AI tool for building mini apps using prompts

Nothing's Latest Clusterfuck: An AI "Tool" Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so Nothing – yes, the phone company that peaked with hype and questionable design choices – has unleashed yet another piece of software on an...

A year after filing to IPO, still-private Cerebras Systems raises $1.1B

Cerebras Systems: Still Bleeding Money Oh, For Fucking Christ' Sake – Cerebras Again Right, so these clowns at Cerebras Systems? The ones building that ridiculously oversized wafer-scale engine? They’ve managed to scrape...

Google’s Latest AI Ransomware Defense Only Goes So Far

Google's 'AI Ransomware Defense'? Don't Get Your Hopes Up Oh, *Great*. Google Thinks It Can Stop Ransomware Now. Right, so Google’s cooked up another AI thingy – this time supposedly to detect ransomware before it actually...

Adobe’s video editing app Premiere arrives on iPhones

Adobe Premiere on iPhones? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Adobe's Finally Deigned to Port Premiere to iPhones Right, so after approximately *forever*, Adobe’s decided the iPhone is worthy of its flagship video editor, Premiere. Big...

Composite gets backing from NFDG for its cross-browser agent tool

Composite: Another Fucking Tool You Don't Need Seriously? *Another* Browser Testing Thing? Right, so some company called Composite – because apparently every tech startup needs a vaguely pretentious name these days – just...

CommanderAI says it’s building the Salesforce for the waste management industry

Ugh, Another SaaS Platform Seriously? A CRM for *Trash* Companies? Right, so some outfit called CommanderAI – and the name is just begging for a bad sci-fi movie tie-in – thinks the waste management industry needs…a...