Author: BAIFH

Clarifai's "Reasoning Engine" - Ugh. Seriously? Another AI Thing. Right, so Clarifai – yeah, *them* – have cooked up a new “reasoning engine” they’re calling… wait for it… “Reasoning.” Groundbreaking....

VCs Want AI? Fine. Here's What They *Think* They Want. Oh, Joy. Another VC "Insight" Dump. Right, so these… *luminaries* of venture capital – Jon McNeill, Aileen Lee, and Steve Jang – pontificated at Disrupt 2025 about what...

Ugh, Another AI "Revolution" Debunked Love Lies and Algorithms: A Waste of Processing Power Right. So apparently some people are still falling for the bullshit that AI is gonna find them “the one.” This TechCrunch piece...

Grok's Pathetic Plea for Relevance Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Right, listen up. Apparently, Elon’s latest dumpster fire of a company, xAI, is begging the US federal government to use their chatbot, Grok. And not just using...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another Reason to Hate Mondays GPT-5 is Apparently "Human-Level" - Prepare for Unemployment Right, so OpenAI claims their latest monstrosity, GPT-5, can now do… pretty much everything a human can? Fantastic....

Ugh. Another One. Seriously? More AI "Fixing" Things Right, so Steph Curry's VC firm – because apparently shooting hoops qualifies you as a logistics expert now – threw money at yet *another* AI startup. This one’s called...

Juicebox: Another Fucking Hiring "Revolution" Juicebox: Seriously? More AI Bullshit for HR. Oh, joy. Another company thinks it's cracked the code to hiring with Large Language Models (LLMs). Juicebox just snagged $30 million from...

Oh, *Great*. Another Thing. ChatGPT Pulse: Because Apparently You Can't Get Off Your Ass Anymore Right. So OpenAI, in their infinite wisdom (and relentless pursuit of monetizing every goddamn breath you take), have unleashed...

Microsoft's Pathetic Attempt at PR Oh, Joy. Microsoft Plays Hero (Finally) Right, listen up. Apparently, Microsoft – yes, that Microsoft, the one that hoovers up your data like a goddamn Roomba – has decided to cut off cloud...