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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right. So, apparently some researchers found a whole heap of vulnerabilities in several TP-Link devices – routers, extenders, the usual...
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Canada dismantles TradeOgre exchange, seizes $40 million in crypto
Tradeogre? More Like Trade*garbage*, Honestly. Seriously, Another One Bites the Dust. Oh joy. Canada – yes, Canada – just shut down some crypto exchange called Tradeogre. Apparently, it was running without proper registration...
Meta Accused of Torrenting Porn to Advance Its Goal of AI ‘Superintelligence’
Ugh, Meta's Mess Again Seriously? Another Fucking Lawsuit for Meta Right, so listen up. Apparently, Meta – those geniuses who can’t seem to run a social media platform without being a dumpster fire – are getting sued...
One week left: Lock in discounted pricing for TechCrunch Disrupt 2025
Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things next month – September 30th to October 2nd in San Francisco. Like the...
How developers are using Apple’s local AI models with iOS 26
Apple's Local AI: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* They Care About On-Device AI? Right. So Apple finally decided to let developers actually use the AI stuff baked into iOS 26. Took them long enough. Apparently, they're letting folks...
Octopus Energy spins off its Kraken utility billing and AI platform
Octopus is... Splitting Up? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Octopus Energy Divides Itself Right. So, apparently, the bright sparks at Octopus Energy – you know, the ones who thought it was a good idea to make energy...
Meta Ray-Ban Display and everything else unveiled at Meta Connect 2025
Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 25th. Apparently, they...
YouTube Thinks AI Is Its Next Big Bang
YouTube's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? YouTube and AI. *Again*. Right, so Google – I mean, YouTube – has decided it needs more AI. Shocking. Apparently, they’re throwing ludicrous...
Final hours to apply: Be the life of TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 by hosting your own Side Event
Disrupt Side Events? Seriously? TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Because the Main Event Isn't Enough Bullshit Oh, joy. Another year, another TechCrunch Disrupt where apparently the *official* programming isn’t enough to satisfy the...
Live demo fails, AI safety wins, and the golden age of robotics
Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so some tech dweebs had a podcast. Apparently, they're flapping their gums about how live AI demos are consistently failing – *shocking*, I know. Like anyone thought...