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SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are still shipping shit with holes in it. This time it's a whole heap of...
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Microsoft says recent Windows update didn’t kill your SSD
Microsoft's BS About That Update Oh, Great. Another Microsoft Clusterfuck. Right, so Microsoft’s finally deigned to acknowledge the screaming hordes reporting their SSDs taking a dirt nap after installing KB5063878. And what do...
Microsoft to enforce MFA for Azure resource management in October
Microsoft's Latest "Brilliant" Idea Oh, Joy. MFA for Azure. Seriously? Right, listen up, you lot. Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering incompetence), has decided to *finally* enforce Multi-Factor...
WhatsApp patches vulnerability exploited in zero-day attacks
Ugh, Another WhatsApp Screwup Seriously? *Another* WhatsApp Vulnerability?! Right, listen up. Apparently, the clowns over at Meta (formerly Facebook, still a dumpster fire) let another gaping hole slip into WhatsApp. This one's a...
Building a custom MCP server using Azure Functions
Ugh, Another Cloud Thing So You Want a Minecraft Server in Azure Functions? Seriously? Right. Some idiot decided that running a Minecraft server the *proper* way (i.e., on actual hardware you control) isn't good enough anymore....
Microsoft fixes bug behind Windows certificate enrollment errors
Microsoft Screws Up, Again Seriously? Windows Certificate Enrollment... *Again*?! Oh joy. Microsoft had another one of their "moments." Apparently, a bug was causing certificate enrollment to fail for some users – meaning...
Windows 11 KB5064081 update clears up CPU usage metrics in Task Manager
Windows 11 Update - Seriously? Microsoft Fixes *Another* Windows 11 Thing. Ugh. Right, so Microsoft fucked up the CPU usage reporting in Task Manager… again. Apparently, KB5064081 is supposed to fix it so that core assignments...
Maisa AI gets $25M to fix enterprise AI’s 95% failure rate
Ugh, Another One Seriously? $25 Million to Fix *Other* People's Messes. Right, so some venture capitalists – bless their clueless hearts – just threw $25 million at MAISA AI because apparently 95% of enterprise AI projects...
How a 16-year-old company is easing small businesses into AI
Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? This Again. Right, so some company called Lessen – been around for 16 years, apparently doing… *something* with real estate tech – has decided it's time to shove AI down the throats of...
AI hires or human hustle? Inside the next frontier of startup operations at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025
Ugh. Another AI Article. Seriously? Startups and… *AI Operations*? Right, so apparently, the latest brain-dead idea sweeping Silicon Valley is to use AI for... everything in startups. Not just coding, oh no. We're talking...