Author: BAIFH

CISA, FBI, NSA Warn of Chinese ‘Global Espionage System’

Seriously? Another China Thing. Oh, *Now* They Tell Us: China’s Been Snooping. Shocker. Right, so the CISA, FBI and NSA – you know, the folks who are supposed to be watching this shit – have finally gotten around to...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Vulnerabilities? Right, listen up. Apparently, some clowns over at Microsoft are STILL letting shit slip through in their updates. This month's patch Tuesday...

TransUnion suffers data breach impacting over 4.4 million people

Transunion? Seriously? Another Fucking Data Breach. Transunion, You Idiots. Oh joy. More incompetence. Apparently, Transunion – yes, that Transunion, the people who already can't keep your credit score straight – managed to...

Shadow IT Is Expanding Your Attack Surface. Here’s Proof

Shadow IT: A Disaster Waiting to Happen (According to People Who Should Already Know This) Seriously? Shadow IT is a Problem. *Still*. Oh, for the love of all that is holy… another article about how letting users install...

Windows Terminal v1.23 and v1.24: new features and installation

Windows Terminal Updates? Ugh. Seriously, Another Windows Terminal Update? Right, so Microsoft decided to grace us with versions 1.23 and 1.24 of the Windows Terminal. Because apparently, what we *really* needed was more fiddling...

MATLAB dev says ransomware gang stole data of 10,000 people

Ugh, Another Data Breach Seriously? MATLAB Now?! Right, listen up. Some ransomware clowns – the Rhysida group, apparently they're *so* original – managed to breach a developer working with MathWorks’ MATLAB software. And...

Police seize VerifTools fake ID marketplace servers, domains

Veriftools: Another Bunch of Idiots Shut Down Seriously? *Another* Fake ID Site Gone. Oh, joy. More news about people being spectacularly stupid. Apparently, some website called Veriftools – because subtlety is clearly their...

Passwordstate dev urges users to patch auth bypass vulnerability

PasswordState? More Like Password*Fail*, Honestly. Seriously, Patch Your Shit: PasswordState's Got a Hole Oh joy. Another security screw-up. Apparently, the developers of PasswordState – you know, that thing people use to...

Microsoft Word will save your files to the cloud by default

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Microsoft Word Now Saves to the Cloud By Default Right. So, apparently, Microsoft thinks you’re too stupid to decide where your goddamn files go. As of… sometime soon...

Malware devs abuse Anthropic’s Claude AI to build ransomware

Ugh, Seriously? Malware Devs Are Now Using AI. You're Fucked. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, the script kiddies and ransomware clowns have discovered Claude, one of those fancy-pants AI chatbots from Anthropic. And what...