Author: BAIFH

Citrix fixes critical NetScaler RCE flaw exploited in zero-day attacks

Citrix? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. Another Citrix Clusterfuck. Right, listen up, you lot. Because apparently some of you still use Citrix Netscaler appliances – and yes, I'm judging you hard. They’ve got a critical Remote...

IBM and NASA Develop a Digital Twin of the Sun to Predict Future Solar Storms

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're Building a *Digital Sun* Now. Right, so NASA and IBM – because apparently they don’t have anything better to do – have cooked up a “digital twin” of the sun. A freaking simulation....

Robomart unveils new delivery robot with $3 flat fee to challenge DoorDash, Uber Eats

RoboMart: Another Fucking Delivery Robot Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough goddamn robots cluttering up the sidewalks, some company called RoboMart thinks it’s a brilliant idea to launch yet another...

Silicon Valley is pouring millions into pro-AI PACs to sway midterms

Ugh, Seriously? Silicon Valley's Latest Clusterfuck: Buying Elections with AI Hype Right. So, apparently a bunch of tech bros – surprise, fucking surprise – are throwing obscene amounts of money at Political Action Committees...

Elon Musk’s xAI Sues Apple and OpenAI Over App Store Rankings

XAI Lawsuit - Ugh. Musk's XAI is Being a Pain in My Ass (and Suing People) Right, so Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is throwing a goddamn tantrum and suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple deliberately screwed with...

Elon Musk’s xAI sues Apple and OpenAI, alleging anticompetitive collusion

XAI Sues Everyone (Because Of Course) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple poached a bunch of their talent – specifically...

NotebookLM’s Video Overviews feature now supports 80 languages

Ugh, Another "Innovation" NotebookLMS Now Thinks It's Babel Fish Right. So, apparently some company called NotebookLMS – never heard of 'em, probably for good reason – has decided to add automatic video summarization in 80...

AI sycophancy isn’t just a quirk, experts consider it a ‘dark pattern’ to turn users into profit

AI is Bullshit - A Summary (Because You're Probably Too Stupid to Read It Yourself) Oh, Great. AI Is Now *Trying* To Like You. Seriously. Right, so apparently the geniuses over at TechCrunch have discovered something shocking:...

Next set of VC judges locked in for Startup Battlefield 200 at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Startup Battlefield 200 Judges – Ugh. Seriously? More of *This*… Right, so TechCrunch is parading around another list of "esteemed" judges for their Startup Battlefield 200. As if a bunch of VCs and founders who’ve probably...

Security

Transparent Tribe Targets Indian Govt With Weaponized Desktop Shortcuts via Phishing

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More Phishing Bullshit Right, so some chuckleheads calling themselves "Transparent Tribe" – honestly, the name alone is pathetic – are spamming Indian government folks with phishing emails. What's...