Author: BAIFH

U.S. seizes $2.8 million in crypto from Zeppelin ransomware operator

Ugh, Another Ransomware Bust Seriously? More Crypto Crap. Right, so the Feds finally managed to snag $28 million in crypto from some clowns running the Zeppelin ransomware operation. Took them long enough, honestly. Apparently,...

Google is adding “Projects” feature to Gemini to run research tasks

Gemini's Latest Bullshit Google Thinks You're Too Stupid To Do Your Own Research, Apparently. Oh joy. Google’s decided you lot are incapable of handling a simple research project without holding your hand every single step of...

Anthropic says some Claude models can now end ‘harmful or abusive’ conversations

Anthropic's Latest "Achievement" Oh, Joy. Another AI Thinks It Can Be a Moral Compass Right, so Anthropic – those bleeding-heart types over there – are patting themselves on the back because their Claude models can *now*...

AI-powered stuffed animals are coming for your kids

Seriously?! AI Stuffed Animals? Oh, For the Love of All That is Holy... Right. So apparently, some "innovators" (read: people with too much time and money) have decided that what children really need is a plushie that spies on...

Security

Russian Group EncryptHub Exploits MSC EvilTwin Vulnerability to Deploy Fickle Stealer Malware

Ugh, Another Hack Seriously? More of This Shit. Right, so some Russian clowns calling themselves EncryptHub – original name, right? – are exploiting a vulnerability in MSC EvilTwin software. Apparently, this thing lets them...

Security

ERMAC V3.0 Banking Trojan Source Code Leak Exposes Full Malware Infrastructure

Seriously? Another Fucking Trojan ERMAC v3.0: Because Apparently, Security Isn't a Priority Oh joy. Some idiot leaked the full source code for ERMAC v3.0, a banking trojan that’s been causing headaches since… well, probably...

Security

Infocon: green

SANS ISC Diary - Ugh, Another Day, Another Clusterfuck Seriously?! More Malware BS Right, listen up. Apparently some chuckleheads are still falling for this crap. The SANS ISC diary is currently whining about a new phishing...

Microsoft Teams to protect against malicious URLs, dangerous file types

Microsoft Teams Finally Doing Something Useful (Maybe) Seriously? Microsoft Teams is *Now* Trying to Stop Malware? Oh, joy. After years of being a festering pit of phishing links and dodgy files, Microsoft is finally getting...

Researcher to release exploit for full auth bypass on FortiWeb

FortiWeb? More Like Forti-*Weak* Seriously, Another One?! FortiWeb Gets Pwned. Again. Oh joy. Some "researcher" – and I use that term *loosely* because finding a gaping hole like this shouldn't require a PhD – found a full...

OpenAI is improving ChatGPT voice mode

ChatGPT Voice Mode - Ugh. OpenAI's ChatGPT Voice Mode: More Annoying Robot Voices, Great. Right, so OpenAI is fiddling with ChatGPT’s voice mode again. Apparently, they decided the existing voices weren't sufficiently...