Author: BAIFH

Honeypot: Requests for (Code) Repositories, (Sat, Nov 8th)

Honeypot Hell: The Internet’s Dumbass Scavenger Hunt for Code Repositories Oh great, another day, another pile of brain-dead bots trying to dig through honeypots like raccoons in a dumpster. The poor bastard who set up this...

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Microsoft Uncovers ‘Whisper Leak’ Attack That Identifies AI Chat Topics in Encrypted Traffic

Microsoft Uncovers 'Whisper Leak' Attack – Because Apparently, Nothing’s Safe Anymore So, the mighty geniuses at Microsoft have just dropped the bomb that some sneaky bastards have cooked up a new privacy-obliterating...

ChatGPT Leaks: The Dumpster Fire Google Didn’t Ask For

ChatGPT Leaks: The Dumpster Fire Google Didn’t Ask For Oh for fuck’s sake, just when you thought the internet couldn’t get more embarrassingly idiotic, it does a goddamned swan dive straight into the septic tank. So...

Microsoft’s Shopping Bots: Because Apparently We Needed More Crap Trying to Sell Us Crap

Microsoft’s Shopping Bots: Because Apparently We Needed More Crap Trying to Sell Us Crap So, in another thrilling episode of "Tech Giants Have Lost the Plot," Microsoft has decided to unleash a horde of goddamn shopping bots...

Samsung’s Zero-Click Disaster – Because Why Would Security Ever Work Properly?

Samsung’s Zero-Click Disaster – Because Why Would Security Ever Work Properly? Oh, bloody marvellous. Samsung’s managed to join the "Zero-F**king-Click Vulnerability" club. Seems some nasty little bastards out there figured...

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ISC Stormcast For Friday, November 7th, 2025 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9690, (Fri, Nov 7th)

ISC Stormcast – November 7th, 2025: Yet Another Day in Cybersecurity Hell Ah, another glorious bastard of a day in cybersecurity land. The ISC Stormcast for November 7th, 2025, serves up all the joy of a Monday morning meeting...

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Vibe-Coded Malicious VS Code Extension Found with Built-In Ransomware Capabilities

Vibe-Coded Malicious VS Code Extension: Because Apparently We Can’t Have Nice Things Oh bloody hell, here we go again. Another day, another digital dumpster fire. Some genius decided to upload a Visual Studio Code extension...

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Google Launches New Maps Feature to Help Businesses Report Review-Based Extortion Attempts

Google’s New Maps Feature: Because Apparently Humanity Can’t Stop Being Awful So, get this — Google just dropped a new feature for Google Maps that lets businesses flag and report those delightful lowlifes who try to extort...

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Enterprise Credentials at Risk – Same Old, Same Old?

Enterprise Credentials at Risk – The Same Bloody Old Mess Oh look, another goddamn “alert” about enterprise credentials being nicked, leaked, phished, and sold to every crook with Wi-Fi and half a clue. Shocking. It’s...

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Hidden Logic Bombs in Malware-Laced NuGet Packages Set to Detonate Years After Installation

Hidden Logic Bombs in Malware-Laced NuGet Packages Set to Detonate Years After Installation Oh, bloody wonderful—just what the already dumpster-fire world of software development needed: booby-trapped NuGet packages with...