Author: BAIFH

The AI Industry’s Scaling Obsession Is Headed for a Cliff

Ugh, Another AI Doom Report Seriously? This Again. Right, so some people with functioning brains (apparently) are finally noticing the steaming pile of bullshit that is the current AI "scaling" craze. Basically, everyone's just...

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New SAP NetWeaver Bug Lets Attackers Take Over Servers Without Login

SAP? More Like *Crap* Weaker, Honestly Oh, Joy. Another SAP Disaster. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some clowns over at SAP have managed to screw things up again with NetWeaver. This time it's a bug – CVE-2025-12345...

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Clipboard Pictures Exfiltration in Python Infostealer, (Wed, Oct 15th)

Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so some script kiddie – probably named Kyle or something equally inspiring – whipped up a Python thingy that steals whatever's on your clipboard. Yeah, you read that right. Your clipboard....

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Hackers Target ICTBroadcast Servers via Cookie Exploit to Gain Remote Shell Access

ICTBroadcast? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another One. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some script kiddies – and I use that term *generously* – are exploiting a cookie vulnerability in ICTBroadcast servers. ICTBroadcast! Who...

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Two CVSS 10.0 Bugs in Red Lion RTUs Could Hand Hackers Full Industrial Control

Seriously?! More SCADA Shit Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Red Lion RTUs Are Broken. Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, some "security researchers" (read: people who get paid to find what should have been obvious...

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Africa Remains Top Global Target, Even as Attacks Decline

Ugh. Africa and Cyberattacks - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? Still With This Shit? Right, so apparently, despite a slight dip in overall numbers – don't get excited, it’s not like everyone suddenly decided to be...

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Two New Windows Zero-Days Exploited in the Wild — One Affects Every Version Ever Shipped

Ugh, More Windows Shit Seriously? *Another* Windows Fuckup Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them in crayon. Microsoft's got two new zero-days flapping around in the wild. Two! Like they...

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How Attackers Bypass Synced Passkeys

Oh, *Now* They're Worried About Passkeys? Seriously? Synced Passkeys: Another Security "Revolution" Down the Drain Right. So all those so-called security experts were flapping their gums about passkeys being the end of passwords...

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Over 100 VS Code Extensions Exposed Developers to Hidden Supply Chain Risks

Seriously?! More VS Code Bullshit Over 100 VS Code Extensions: A Disaster Waiting To Happen (And Probably Did) Oh, joy. Another security clusterfuck in the world of code editors. Apparently, over a hundred Visual Studio Code...

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Harvard University Breached in Oracle Zero-Day Attack

Harvard? Seriously? Oh, For F\*ck's Sake. Harvard Got Hacked. Again. Right, so apparently the ivory tower over at Harvard couldn’t keep their shit secure. Shocking. A zero-day in Oracle – a goddamn zero-day – was exploited...