Author: BAIFH

Oracle's Mess, CLOP's Fun - A Summary (Ugh) Seriously? Oracle *Again* Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need it spelled out for them. Oracle’s finally admitted – finally, like they weren't expecting this –...

Ugh, Another AI Article Seriously? Presenting *AI* to the Board? Right, so some people apparently need a template for explaining Artificial Intelligence to their board of directors. As if those suits understand anything beyond...

Comet Browser? More Like Comet *Clusterfuck* Seriously, Another Browser Bug?! Oh joy. Some researchers found a way to make the Comet browser – yes, another browser nobody asked for – spill its guts and send emails like a...

ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. ShinyHunters are at it AGAIN, you absolute clowns. Right, listen up. Because apparently some people need this spelled out for them. ShinyHunters – yeah, the same bunch of...

Asahi Got Ransomed - Figures. Seriously? Asahi Got Hit By Ransomware. Oh, joy. Another one bites the dust. Apparently, Asahi, that Japanese beer company – you know, the ones making perfectly good booze – confirmed they were...

Renault & Dacia Breach - Ugh. Seriously? Renault and Dacia Got Hacked. Again. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Renault UK and their budget brand Dacia have admitted to a data breach. Shocking. Absolutely *shocking*. Like...

Gmail CSE: A Waste of Your Time (Probably) Oh, Great. Another "Secure" Email Thing. Right, so Google's finally gotten around to letting you do client-side encryption (CSE) in Gmail for sending emails to people who don’t use...

Signal's Quantum Hand-Wringing Oh, *Now* They Worry About Quantum Computing? Right. So, Signal – yeah, the one everyone uses because they think it’s magically secure – is finally getting around to prepping for quantum...