Author: BAIFH

Wearable startup CUDIS launches a new health ring line with an AI-fueled ‘coach’

Oh Brilliant, Another Fucking Smart Ring to Chuck in the Drawer After Three Weeks Look what the cat dragged in. CUDIS—presumably named after the sound users make when they realize they've pissed away $300 on a titanium sleep...

Riley Walz, the Jester of Silicon Valley, Is Joining OpenAI

Jesus H. Christ on a Pogo Stick, They've Done It Again OpenAI has hired Riley Walz. Who? Exactly. Some YouTube prankster who calls himself the "Jester of Silicon Valley" because apparently being a professional clown is now a...

Alphabet-owned robotics software company Intrinsic joins Google

Oh For Fuck's Sake: Alphabet Shoves Another Bloody Subsidiary Into Google's Maw So Intrinsic—that robotics software outfit that's been dicking around under Alphabet's "Other Bets" umbrella since 2021—is getting shoved back...

The White House wants AI companies to cover rate hikes. Most have already said they would.

The White House Discovers Electricity Isn't Free, Film at 11 Oh for fuck's sake. Look who finally woke up from their beauty sleep. The White House has apparently just realized that those massive fucking AI data centers—y'know,...

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Lazarus Group Picks a New Poison: Medusa Ransomware

Lazarus Group Picks a New Poison: Medusa Ransomware Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to log off for the weekend, those North Korean wankers in the Lazarus Group have decided to stop fucking around with their...

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Attackers Now Need Just 29 Minutes to Own a Network

Twenty-Fucking-Nine Minutes. That's All It Takes. You read that right. According to the latest batch of statistics that nobody with a budget will actually read, ransomware-wielding shitgibbons can now fully compromise your...

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ISC Stormcast For Wednesday, February 25th, 2026 https://isc.sans.edu/podcastdetail/9824, (Wed, Feb 25th)

Another Bloody Stormcast, Another Bloody Disaster Oh for fuck's sake. It's Wednesday, February 25th, 2026, and guess what? The SANS Internet Storm Center has dropped another sodding podcast detailing the latest clusterfuck of...

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CISA Confirms Active Exploitation of FileZen CVE-2026-25108 Vulnerability

Oh For Fuck's Sake, CISA Says FileZen is Getting Raped by Script Kiddies Again CISA has gone and dropped CVE-2026-25108 into their Known Exploited Vulnerabilities catalog because apparently you lot can't be trusted to run a...

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SolarWinds Patches 4 Critical Serv-U 15.5 Flaws Allowing Root Code Execution

SolarWinds Does the Bare Minimum, Expects a Fucking Parade Oh look, it's that time again. SolarWinds—the same bunch of incompetent shitweasels who brought us the SUNBURST clusterfuck that compromised half the goddamn...

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Operation Red Card 2.0 Leads to 651 Arrests in Africa

Great, Another 651 Idiots Learn That "Anonymous" Doesn't Mean Shit Oh look, Operation Red Card 2.0. Because the first Red Card apparently wasn't enough of a clusterfuck for these mouth-breathers to get the message. Interpol and a...