Author: BAIFH

Secure Your Spot at RSAC 2026 Conference

RSAC 2026: The Circus Comes Back to Town Oh bloody fantastic, another year, another RSAC security lovefest where everyone in infosec gets together to pat themselves on the back for reinventing the same crap they were peddling...

ChatGPT Temporary chat feature is getting a much-needed upgrade

ChatGPT Finally Fixes Its Bloody Temporary Chat – Took It Long Enough Well, it’s about goddamn time! OpenAI finally decided to drag its lazy digital arse and do something useful for once – upgrading that half-baked...

CISA says critical VMware RCE flaw now actively exploited

VMware Gets Murdered by Yet Another Glorious Exploit — Because Apparently, Patching Is Too Bloody Hard So, grab your coffee (or whisky, depending on how many “oh f**k” emails you’ve had today), because CISA’s waving the...

Microsoft discontinues support for answer files (unattend.xml) in Windows Deployment Services (WDS): Reasons and alternatives

Microsoft Kills Off Unattend.xml in WDS – Because Why The Hell Not? Well, those happy clowns at Microsoft have done it again — they’ve taken a nice, dependable, time-tested tool and thrown it off a goddamn cliff. That’s...

Hackers can bypass npm’s Shai-Hulud defenses via Git dependencies

Hackers Give NPM’s New “Security” Feature the Finger Well, guess what, folks? The geniuses over at NPM thought they’d tighten up their defenses with this fancy-ass “Shai Hulud” system — basically a big, desert-worm...

6 Okta security settings you might have overlooked

6 Okta Security Settings You Probably Screwed Up (Because Of Course You Did) So here we go again — another delightful romp through all the ways IT departments manage to completely bungle basic security like a bunch of...

Nearly 800,000 Telnet servers exposed to remote attacks

Nearly 800,000 Telnet Servers Hanging Their Digital Asses Out for Hackers Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. Almost 800,000 Telnet servers are sitting out there on the Internet, bare-assed and waiting to be owned by anyone...

EU launches investigation into X over Grok-generated sexual images

EU Goes After X for Grok’s Dirty Robot Porn – Because of Course It Bloody Does So, here we bloody go again. The European Commission has decided to haul Elon Musk’s madhouse—X (you know, that thing that might once have...

Cloudflare misconfiguration behind recent BGP route leak

Cloudflare and the Great BGP Clusterfuck Well, guess what, folks — Cloudflare managed to trip over their own digital shoelaces and faceplant straight into a BGP route leak. Yeah, that’s right, the people tasked with keeping...

Microsoft patches actively exploited Office zero-day vulnerability

Microsoft Patches Yet Another Office Dumpster Fire So, guess what flaming mess dropped this month? Microsoft — yes, those digital clowns from Redmond — found yet another “oh look, we fucked up” bug in Microsoft Office...