Author: BAIFH

WeaselBiscuit: Yet Another npm Dumpster Fire Raiding Chrome Extension Storage Right, here’s the short version before some clown in management asks whether this is “impactful.” Yes, it’s impactful, you absolute turnips. A...

Plugin4Shell: Yet Another Clever Way to Make “Pinned” AI Plugins Worth Fuck-All Right, here’s the short version, because apparently the industry keeps rebuilding the same flaming pile of trust problems and acting surprised...

An Abandoned CDN Domain Got Re-Registered, and the Internet Did Something Stupid Again Right, here’s your latest serving of preventable security clownery. A CDN domain got abandoned, some enterprising bugger re-registered it,...

Transparent Tribe’s New Rust Backdoor: Same Sneaky Bastards, Shinier Malware Right, here’s the short version for anyone who doesn’t have time to wade through yet another pile of attacker bullshit: the Transparent Tribe gang...

WordPress Does It Again: Click Once, Get Fucked Well, surprise, surprise. WordPress — that magnificent pile of PHP spaghetti held together with plugins, wishful thinking, and admin negligence — has apparently coughed up...

Public Exploits for Four Linux Kernel Flaws? Oh, Wonderful, More Root-Level Bullshit So here we are again: some bright sparks have dropped public exploit code for four Linux kernel vulnerabilities that can let a local attacker...

MFA Won’t Save You From OAuth Consent Abuse Right, here’s the bit too many people still don’t bloody understand: MFA is useful, sure, but it is not some magic anti-evil talisman blessed by security saints. If some sneaky...

EY Survey Finds Everyone’s Shoving Autonomous AI Into Production Before Anyone Knows What the Hell They’re Doing Right, so EY did a survey and—surprise, surprise—the results show companies are sprinting to roll out...

Cisco Zero-Day Highlights API Endpoint Authentication Issues — Because Apparently Authentication Was Optional, For Fuck’s Sake Right, here’s the miserable gist. Cisco has been dealing with a zero-day flaw tied to API...

Vectra AI Launches Ascent, Because Apparently the AI-Powered Shitstorm Needed Its Own Dashboard Vectra AI has rolled out something called Ascent, which is basically its latest attempt to help security teams survive the fresh hell...