Author: BAIFH

Crypto24 ransomware hits large orgs with custom EDR evasion tool

Crypto24 Ransomware: A Summary (Because You People Can't Keep Your Shit Secure) Crypto24 is Pissing Off Everyone, Again. Right, listen up, you lot. Crypto24 ransomware is back, and surprise fucking surprise, it’s targeting big...

Over $300 million in cybercrime crypto seized in anti-fraud effort

Ugh, Another Crypto Seizure... Seriously? Over $300 Million in Stolen Crypto – FINALLY Recovered (Sort Of) Right, listen up. Apparently, some international law enforcement types – the FBI, Europol, and a bunch of other...

ChatGPT’s model picker is back, and it’s complicated

ChatGPT's Model Picker: A Disaster Reborn Oh, *Now* They Want You To Choose? Right. So OpenAI, those geniuses who thought it was a good idea to just pick the model for you (because apparently we’re all too stupid to decide),...

NeoLogic wants to build more energy-efficient CPUs for AI data centers

Neologic: Oh, *Another* One Seriously? Another CPU Startup. Right, so some outfit called Neologic – because apparently the world needs more silicon slingers – thinks they can build better CPUs for AI data centers. Shocking....

Anthropic nabs Humanloop team as competition for enterprise AI talent heats up

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Anthropic Just Ate Another Company. Seriously. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude-peddling clowns – decided they weren't already bloated enough and just bought Humanloop. Humanloop? They made tools...

Pocket FM gives its writers an AI tool to transform narratives, write cliffhangers, and more

Pocket FM's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Pocket FM, You Kidding Me? Right, so Pocket FM – that audio fiction app nobody asked for – has decided its writers aren’t *quite* churning out enough dreck fast enough. Their solution?...

GPT-5 Doesn’t Dislike You—It Might Just Need a Benchmark for Emotional Intelligence

GPT-5: Still Just a Fucking Algorithm Oh, Great. Another Article About AI "Feelings" Right, so apparently some people are getting their knickers in a twist because GPT-4 (and soon to be 5, *joy*) isn't being all sunshine and...

Waymo finally has a music experience worthy of its robotaxi

Waymo's Music? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Waymo Now Plays Tunes. Right, so after *years* of letting passengers endure the soul-crushing silence (or whatever godawful default radio station some intern picked), Waymo’s finally figured...

Co-founder of Elon Musk’s xAI departs the company

XAI's Latest Clusterfuck Seriously? Another One Bites the Dust at XAI. Oh, fantastic. Just what Elon’s little AI vanity project needed: more instability. Igor Babuschkin, one of the co-founders of xAI – you know, the company...

Security

Charon Ransomware Hits Middle East Sectors Using APT-Level Evasion Tactics

Charon Ransomware: Another Fucking Day, Another Attack Charon Ransomware: Seriously? Oh joy. More ransomware. Apparently, some outfit calling themselves Charon – like the ferryman of the dead, how original – is screwing with...