Category: AI

AWS re:Invent: The AI Hype Fest That Nobody Asked For So apparently, AWS decided this year that their whole damn business model is now “AI or bust.” Yeah, because clearly what the world needs right now is *another* tech giant...

Nothing Wants Your Money, AWS Wants Your Trust, and Spotify Wants Your Data – A Grumpy Bastard’s Take Alright, strap in, you miserable lot. The latest TechCrunch podcast is basically a circus of capitalism and corporate...

ChatGPT’s User Growth Slows — Cue the Corporate Panic Well, surprise, surprise! The almighty ChatGPT — yes, the shiny chatbot that everyone and their dog was playing with — has hit the goddamn brakes. According to this...

Meta Buys Limitless — Because Apparently Owning the Internet Isn’t Enough Oh for fuck’s sake, Zuckerberg’s data-hoarding cult has done it again. Meta just bought Limitless, some shiny little AI startup that makes wearable...

A Startup Thinks It’s Found a Magic F**king Hole of Infinite Heat So apparently some bright-eyed, venture-backed nutjobs decided the Earth’s crust is basically a giant damn battery waiting to be poked. The startup—some...

Nexus’s $700M Gamble: Not All AI, Still Playing the India Card Right, so apparently Nexus — yeah, that fancy VC firm waving around a bloody $700 million fund — has decided not to toss all their cash into the AI cesspool...

AI Invades Apple’s Top Apps of the Year — Because Apparently, We Needed More Robots Running Our Lives So Apple just dropped their precious list of “Top Apps of the Year,” and surprise, surprise — every bloody thing on...

EU Loses Its Shit Over Meta’s Latest Power Grab on WhatsApp So, guess what those corporate geniuses over at Meta have done this time? They’ve decided that WhatsApp — you know, that app everyone’s aunt uses to forward cat...

Meta Decides to Crap All Over Its Metaverse Dream — Again Oh bloody fantastic, the geniuses at Meta have finally figured out what the rest of us have known since they changed that stupid name — the Metaverse is a burning...

Anthropic Throws $200 Million Worth of AI Wizardry at Snowflake – Because Apparently Money Grows on Data Clouds Right, so here’s the latest bit of corporate chest-thumping: Anthropic, those brainy bastards behind Claude,...