Category: AI

Uber Engineers Build Digital Doppelgänger of Boss Because They Can't Handle the Real Arsehole Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought I'd seen every possible way humans could debase themselves in the name of corporate...

Oh F**king Brilliant, Another "Nvidia Killer" Just Took Half a Billion to the Face Just what the bleeding world f**king needed—another bunch of silicon cowboys with delusions of grandeur and a PowerPoint deck full of...

India's AI Circus: Burning Cash Like There's No Tomorrow Oh for fuck's sake. Look at these Indian AI startups, wanking away their investors' money like it's going out of fashion. "Trade near-term revenue for users" - yeah, that's...

Another Fucking Hologram Distraction Oh for fuck's sake. Just what the bleeding world needed. Some silicon valley wank-stain startup called Ailias has decided that what humanity is absolutely gasping for isn't clean water,...

Oh Fucking Wonderful, Another AI Startup to "Revolutionise" the Useless Wankers in HR Look, some bastard just shoved another press release across my virtual desk. Keith Rabois and Khosla Ventures have decided to piss away...

Great, Now The Machines Can Produce Unwatchable Wank Too Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Adobe has dragged its bloated, subscription-raping corpse out of the crypt to announce that Firefly—their AI engine that's about as creative as a...

Amazon's Alexa+ Gets "Personality" Options, Because Apparently Basic Sentience Was Too Much To Ask Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the surveillance state couldn't get any more patronizing, Amazon decides to slap a fresh...

Oh Wonderful, Now the Bloody Machines Get to Suffer Through Jira Too Just when you thought this godforsaken collaboration hellscape couldn't get any worse, Atlassian has decided to strap AI agents to the same sinking ship as the...

US Diplomats Told to Piss All Over Foreign Data Laws Because Fuck Your Privacy So apparently the US State Department has collectively lost their last remaining brain cells and decided that what the world really needs is for...