Category: AI

Oh Fucking Joy, Google Dropped Another Turd: The "Nano Banana 2" Look what the cat dragged in and vomited on my pristine server room floor. Google—those data-hoarding bastards—have unleashed the "Nano Banana 2" upon us,...

Bumble's New AI Photo Critic: Because You Can't Be Trusted to Not Look Like a Twat Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the dating apocalypse couldn't get any more dystopian, Bumble decides to unleash an artificial...

Are You ‘Agentic’ Enough for the AI Era, You Useless Meatbag? Oh for fuck's sake. Silicon Valley has shat out another buzzword to make you feel inadequate about your miserable career. Apparently, being a "self-starter" or...

Read AI's Digital Twin: Because You're Too Fucking Incompetent to Answer Your Own Emails Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the bottom of the barrel couldn't get any deeper, Read AI has gone and launched some bullshit...

Oh Fucking Splendid, Another AI Circle Jerk Mistral AI and Accenture are now in bed together, which basically means some French neural network enthusiasts have decided to sell their souls to the beige-suited devil of global...

Another $10M Down the Cosmic Shitter Oh for fuck's sake. Another bunch of beard-stroking orbital hippies with a soldering iron and a dream just convinced some VC to piss ten million dollars into the vacuum of space. Sophia...

The Great Firewall of Fuckery: How Chinese AI Chatbots Learned to Stop Thinking and Start Censoring Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you think the wankers in charge couldn't possibly shove their heads further up their own regulatory...

This AI Agent Is Designed to Not Go Rogue (Like Hell It Won't) Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the universe couldn't cram more stupidity into a single headline, here comes "Ironcurtain" – because apparently naming your...

Prada Meta AI Glasses: Because Regular Surveillance Capitalism Wasn't Fucking Pretentious Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Meta couldn't find a more obnoxious way to harvest your retinal data, they've gone and...

Oh For Fuck's Sake, Another "Free" AI Model Look, just when I thought my shitty week couldn't get any worse, some Spanish "soonicorn" called Multiverse Computing decides to bless us with yet another fucking AI model. And it's...