Category: AI

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Airbnb's CEO Thinks AI Agents Aren't Replacing Google. Right, because that’s what we were all worried about. Apparently, Brian Chesky – the guy running Airbnb – has decided to publicly state...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Here. Seriously? Right, so OpenAI shoved GPT-5 down our throats. Apparently, it's "multimodal" now – meaning it can look at pictures and videos *and* spew out more bullshit text....

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Apparently Here (Like We Needed More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's unleashed another goddamn language model. GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough existential dread for everyone. This...

AI Coding Startups: A Disaster in the Making Oh, Joy. Another Bunch of Idiots About to Fail Right, listen up, you waste of carbon. Apparently a whole *bunch* of these AI coding startups are circling the drain. Shocking, I tell...

Dojo's Dead. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Dojo is Gone. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Elon’s little pet project, “Dojo” – the supposed AI supercomputer that was going to magically deliver Full...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? AI and Nukes. Fantastic. Right, so apparently a bunch of "experts" – and I use that term *loosely* – are admitting what any halfway-competent idiot could see coming: Artificial...

Staan: Oh, *Another* Search Engine? Seriously? Another One. Right, so Qwant and Ecosia – yeah, the tree-planting search engine, bless their hearts – have cobbled together "Staan," a European search index. Apparently, they...

Henn na Hotel: A Disaster, Obviously Seriously? Another Fucking Robot Project Gone Wrong. Oh joy. Humans thought they could replace actual people with robots in a hotel. The Henn na Hotel in Japan – "Strange Hotel" for you...

Microsoft's Latest Bullshit Oh, Joy. Another Feature No One Asked For. Right, so Microsoft, in their infinite wisdom (and by that I mean staggering lack thereof), have decided to shove OpenAI’s *smallest* model – Orca-Math...

Gemini's a Fucking Mess Google Gemini: Seriously? Oh, great. Google’s new AI, Gemini, is dumber than a bag of hammers. Apparently, if you send it a calendar invite – ANY calendar invite – it thinks it has permission to...