Category: AI

ElevenLabs launches an AI music generator, which it claims is cleared for commercial use

ElevenLabs' Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so ElevenLabs – those clowns who already messed up text-to-speech enough – have now decided they’re music experts. They launched some AI music generator called...

Three weeks after acquiring Windsurf, Cognition offers staff the exit door

Cognition's Acquisition of Windsurf: A Disaster in Three Weeks Seriously? *Three Weeks*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Cognition, those bright sparks who thought acquiring Windsurf was a good idea, have decided – after...

Claude Fans Threw a Funeral for Anthropic’s Retired AI Model

Claude 3: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another AI "Milestone" Right, listen up. Anthropic, those bright sparks who think they're building Skynet but are mostly just making glorified chatbots, threw...

Google’s NotebookLM is now available to younger users as competition in the AI education space intensifies

Ugh. Google's at it Again. Seriously? More AI for Kids?! Right, so Google’s decided that what the world really needs is to let even MORE kids loose with an AI chatbot called NotebookLM. Apparently, they've slapped a bunch of...

The EU AI Act aims to create a level playing field for AI innovation: Here’s what it is

EU AI Act: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized The EU's Pathetic Attempt to Regulate AI Right, listen up. Apparently, the Eurocrats have decided they need to "regulate" Artificial Intelligence. Shocking. The “AI Act,” as they’re...

Some people are defending Perplexity after Cloudflare ‘named and shamed’ it

Perplexity Drama - Ugh. Seriously? More AI Bullshit. Right, so Cloudflare called out Perplexity – that "answer engine" thing everyone was briefly obsessed with – for being a resource hog and basically scraping the *hell* out...

OpenAI launches two ‘open’ AI reasoning models

OpenAI's Latest Bullshit - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More AI. Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who brought you the chatbot that hallucinates legal citations and pretends to be human – have released two new...

OpenAI Just Released Its First Open-Weight Models Since GPT-2

OpenAI's 'Open' Models? Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? OpenAI Thinks It's Being Generous Now. Oh, joy. After locking everything down tighter than Fort Knox for years, OpenAI has decided to *graciously* release some smaller...

For the first time, OpenAI models are available on AWS

Oh, Joy. OpenAI on AWS. Seriously? OpenAI Models Are *Now* On AWS. Right, so after years of being all precious and exclusive with their shit, OpenAI finally decided to let Amazon Web Services host their models. Big fucking deal....

Clay confirms it closed $100M round at $3.1B valuation

Clay? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Startup Gets Money. Right, so some company called Clay – and no, I don't mean the stuff you played with as a kid, it’s apparently “no-code AI agents” or some other buzzword-laden garbage...