Category: AI

Alexa+: A $20/month Digital Hemorrhoid That Can't Even Turn On Your Fucking Lights Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought Amazon couldn't possibly screw the pooch any harder, they come out with Alexa+—a twenty-dollar-a-month...

Great, Another Fucking AI Panopticon Just Raised $13 Million Oh fucking fantastic. Just what the world needed: City Detect managed to convince Eclipse Ventures to piss away $13 million so they can slap cameras on every...

WhatsApp Finally Gets a Regulatory Boot Up the Arse, Opens AI Floodgates in Brazil Oh, for fuck's sake. Look who finally decided to play nice after getting their knuckles rapped by those European bureaucrats. WhatsApp—that...

Claude's Military-Grade Fuckup Somehow Attracts More Idiots Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you think humanity couldn't get any more stupid, Anthropic goes and cocks up a Pentagon contract—probably because Claude suggested...

Oh Look, Another Fucking Tech Podcast About Money and Death For fuck's sake. There's a special place in hell reserved for people who think 45 minutes of tech executives verbally fondling each other counts as "content." This week...

Anthropic's Pentagon Circle-Jerk: Or How to Sell Your Soul for Government Cheese Oh for fuck's sake. Look who decided to bend over and grab their ankles for the Defense Department. Anthropic—those "safety-first" AI wankers who...

For Fuck's Sake, It Took an AI Two Weeks to Find What Mozilla Couldn't Spot in Twenty Years So apparently Anthropic's Claude—that's right, the same chatbot you use to write your shitty cover letters and generate...

Some AI Model Gets Put in the Naughty Corner and I'm Supposed to Give a Shit? Oh look, the fucking cloud giants—Microsoft, Google, Amazon, you know, the three-headed hydra that knows everything about you down to what brand of...

Great, Now We're Teaching the bloody Machines How to Kill More Efficiently Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought my day couldn't get any more dystopian, I have to read about Smack Technologies and their merry band of defense...

Apple Decides to Label the Musical Equivalent of Vomit Oh fan-fucking-tastic. Just what I needed. Apple Music is now slapping "transparency tags" on AI-generated music so you morons can tell the difference between actual human...