Category: AI

Fractal Analytics’ muted IPO debut signals persistent AI fears in India

Fractal's IPO Shits the Bed While Investors Hide Under Their Desks Oh, for fuck's sake. Here we go again. Fractal Analytics—some AI outfit that's been slapping "machine learning" on every PowerPoint slide since 2012—finally...

After all the hype, some AI experts don’t think OpenClaw is all that exciting

OpenClaw: Because We Needed Another Overhyped Piece of Shit Oh for fuck's sake. Just when I thought the AI hype train couldn't get more insufferable, here comes OpenClaw—because apparently "OpenAI" wasn't pretentious enough for...

Flapping Airplanes on the future of AI: ‘We want to try really radically different things’

Flapping Airplanes and the Great AI Circle-Jerk Oh look, another fucking article where some ivory tower wanker finally realizes that our current approach to AI is about as elegant as a rhino trying to tap-dance. The metaphor this...

How Ricursive Intelligence raised $335M at a $4B valuation in 4 months

How Ricursive Intelligence Raised $335M at a $4B Valuation in 4 Fucking Months So some bunch of fuckers called Ricursive Intelligence have just conned $335 million out of SoftBank and their merry band of VC lemmings at a $4...

Have money, will travel: a16z’s hunt for the next European unicorn

a16z's Eurotrash Safari: The Great Unicorn Money Wank So apparently those wankers at Andreessen Horowitz have decided that California isn't big enough for their collective ego and their metric fuck-ton of cash. They've packed...

The great computer science exodus (and where students are going instead)

The Great Computer Science Exodus: Everyone’s Jumping Ship Oh, fantastic. Another bloody trend report telling us that the once-mighty army of wannabe coders—those caffeine-chugging, hoodie-wearing, “I’m building the next...

Google’s AI Overviews Can Scam You. Here’s How to Stay Safe

Google’s Bloody AI Overviews: The Idiot Magnet of the Internet Right, so apparently Google’s shiny new “AI Overviews” feature — you know, the one that’s supposed to make your search life easier — is also a big,...

The enterprise AI land grab is on. Glean is building the layer beneath the interface.

The Enterprise AI Land Grab: Another Bloody Gold Rush Alright, strap the hell in. Apparently, every goddamn tech company on the planet has decided that what the world *really* needs is more "enterprise AI" — as if one more AI...

Hollywood isn’t happy about the new Seedance 2.0 video generator

Hollywood Throws a Goddamn Fit Over Seedance 2.0 Oh, look, Hollywood’s collectively shitting its expensive pants again. This time it’s over Seedance 2.0, some AI-driven video generator that’s making “creative...

India has 100M weekly active ChatGPT users, Sam Altman says

India Hits 100 Million Weekly ChatGPT Users — Sam Altman Loses His Damn Mind Well, holy flaming servers, Batman. Sam Altman’s out there bragging that India now has a whopping 100 million poor bastards poking ChatGPT every...