Category: AI

Coreweave Buys Another Fucking Company Seriously? Coreweave AGAIN. Oh, joy. More consolidation in the AI space. Apparently, Coreweave – you know, the cloud provider all the GPU hoarders are using – just swallowed up OpenPipe....

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust at XAI Seriously? *Another* Executive Jumped Ship From Musk's AI Circus Right, so listen up. Apparently, Nathan Redmond, the CFO of xAI – Elon’s little “everything he touches turns to gold”...

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple’s Siri is Getting a Brain Transplant (From Google) Oh, fantastic. So, after years of letting Siri rot in the digital dumpster, Apple’s finally admitting defeat and is apparently...

Scale AI's Pathetic Lawsuit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake… Scale AI is Suing Someone. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, Scale AI – those data labeling...

Mistral? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More AI Money Thrown Into The Void. Right, so apparently some French company called Mistral – never heard of 'em, and frankly don't want to – is about to get another goddamn infusion of...

U.S./India VC Alliance - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care About India? Right, so after years of ignoring anything outside Silicon Valley and maybe a fleeting glance at China, the U.S. venture...

Ugh, Another Fucking Thing Seriously? Sports Betting & Crypto AI Agents – Just What We Needed. Right, so some geniuses (and I use that term *very* loosely) are now trying to automate sports betting with crypto and "AI agents."...

Oh, For F\*ck's Sake... Seriously? AI Gurus Now. Right, so apparently a bunch of "spiritual influencers"—and I use that term *very* loosely—have decided that Large Language Models (LLMs) are the next big thing in...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Still Pushing This Crap? Right, so apparently some people *still* haven't figured out that TechCrunch Disrupt is a glorified cattle call for venture capitalists to mildly inconvenience themselves...

Dojo: A Fucking Waste of Silicon Tesla's Dojo? More Like Tesla's Debacle. Right, let me tell you about this colossal fuck-up. Apparently, Elon Musk decided he needed his *own* supercomputer for self-driving AI because… reasons....