Category: AI

‘Pluribus’: The Flesh-and-Blood Show the ‘Breaking Bad’ Folks Swear Wasn’t Spawned by Some Goddamn AI So, apparently, Vince Gilligan and Peter Gould—the bloody geniuses behind *Breaking Bad* and *Better Call...

Wall Street’s AI Hangover: The Market Finally Realizes It Bought a Bunch of Overhyped Fairy Dust Oh, here we bloody go. Wall Street’s been huffing the AI hype fumes for years, throwing cash at anything with the letters...

Kim Kardashian versus ChatGPT: The Celebrity Tech Soap Opera No One Bloody Asked For Right, so apparently Kim Kardashian has decided that she and ChatGPT are “frenemies.” Yeah, that’s right — the woman who turned selfies...

SoftBank’s Back and the AI Hype Circus Is Cannibalizing Itself Oh great, SoftBank’s crawled out of its pit again, waving cash around like a drunken sailor on shore leave, hoping everyone’s forgotten the time it blew...

Seven More Lawsuits? Yeah, Because the World Clearly Needed More Drama So apparently, seven more families have decided to drag OpenAI’s sorry digital arse through the legal mud, claiming ChatGPT helped push their loved ones off...

Perplexity Throws $400 Million at Snap So Your Snapchat Search Doesn’t Suck (As Much) Oh bloody wonderful. Another day, another tech partnership no one asked for but the execs are wetting themselves over. So here’s the gist...

Inception Scores $50 Million to Teach Machines How to Bullshit in Code and Text Oh wonderful, another bunch of tech geniuses raised a goddamn $50 million to build diffusion models that can spit out both code and text. Because...

Google’s Bloody Maps Gets “Smarter” in India – Because We Clearly Needed More Talking Apps So, Google’s gone and shoved its shiny new Gemini AI into Google Maps in India, because obviously the one thing drivers really...

Subtle Computing’s Fancy Voice-Isolation Nonsense — Or How to Make Machines Hear You Better Than Your Mom Ever Did So apparently, some bunch of overcaffeinated nerds at Subtle Computing decided that your computer’s been...

Meta Vomits Its AI-Powered Video Sludge Onto Europe — Hooray, More Algorithmic Crap! So, Meta – that cheerful pit of algorithmic nonsense and privacy violations – has decided it’s not quite done inflicting misery on...