Category: AI

Ugh, Seriously? This Intel Foundry Bullshit – A Summary (Because I Have to) Right, so apparently the US government, still clinging to some half-baked "national security" fantasy from… well, who even remembers anymore? …has...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* AI Notetaker. Right, so some company called Plaud – never heard of 'em, probably won't again – has unleashed yet another dedicated hardware device for taking notes with AI. It’s called...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? AI Ransomware. Fantastic. Right, so some script kiddies – and let’s be real, that’s what these are – have figured out how to use Large Language Models (LLMs) like GPT-4 to churn...

SkyeChip: Oh, Joy. Another AI Chip. Seriously? Malaysia Now Has an AI Chip. Right, so apparently Malaysia decided they needed to jump on the bleeding-edge AI bandwagon too. Some company called SkyeChip just unveiled their "first"...

Cuban's "Disruption" - Ugh. Mark Cuban Thinks He's Cracked the Code. Seriously. Oh, joy. Mark Cuban did a podcast interview and apparently thinks he’s figured out how to disrupt *everything*. The gist? Find ridiculously...

Ugh, More AI Hand-Wringing Seriously? *Now* They're Worried About Safety? Right. So, Ilya Sutskever – yeah, that guy, one of the OpenAI founders who got booted after trying to be sensible for five minutes – is whining that AI...

Ugh. Another List of Overfunded AI Shitshows Seriously? More VC Money Thrown at "AI" Right, so some idiot decided the world *needs* a list of 33 US-based startups that have managed to hoover up over $100 million in funding this...

Ugh. Another AI Report. Seriously? Google *Catching Up*?! Right, so some VC firm – A16Z, because of course it is – released a report saying Google's Gemini and xAI’s Grok are… finally getting their shit together. Like...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. 911 is a Fucking Mess and Now They Want *AI* To Fix It? Right, so apparently humans are too busy filming TikTok videos or whatever to answer emergency calls. Shocking. The article details how 911...

Nvidia's Still Printing Money, Apparently Oh Joy. Nvidia’s Sales Are Up Again. Right, so listen up, because I have to explain this drivel. Nvidia just posted another quarter of record sales – surprise, fucking surprise....