Category: AI

Intel's Mess - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, Great. Intel Needs Rescuing *Again*. Right, so listen up, you lot. Apparently, Intel’s still floundering in the semiconductor race – shocking, I know. This article...

Anthropic Settles, Because Of Course It Did Seriously? Anthropic Caves to Authors. Oh, joy. Another goddamn settlement. Apparently, Anthropic – those bright sparks building Claude, the AI that's probably just regurgitating...

Anthropic Settlement: A Load of Bollocks Seriously? Anthropic Settled With Authors. *Settled*. Oh, joy. Another bunch of suits caved to the inevitable whining of… authors. Apparently, Anthropic – those clowns building Claude,...

Ugh, Another One Anthropic's Chrome Extension: Because Apparently We Didn't Have Enough Sh*t On Our Screens Right. So, Anthropic – those people who think they’re building *thinking* machines – have shoved their Claude AI...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? They're Building a *Digital Sun* Now. Right, so NASA and IBM – because apparently they don’t have anything better to do – have cooked up a “digital twin” of the sun. A freaking simulation....

RoboMart: Another Fucking Delivery Robot Seriously? *Another* One. Oh, joy. As if we didn't have enough goddamn robots cluttering up the sidewalks, some company called RoboMart thinks it’s a brilliant idea to launch yet another...

Ugh, Seriously? Silicon Valley's Latest Clusterfuck: Buying Elections with AI Hype Right. So, apparently a bunch of tech bros – surprise, fucking surprise – are throwing obscene amounts of money at Political Action Committees...

XAI Lawsuit - Ugh. Musk's XAI is Being a Pain in My Ass (and Suing People) Right, so Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is throwing a goddamn tantrum and suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple deliberately screwed with...

Ugh, Another "Innovation" NotebookLMS Now Thinks It's Babel Fish Right. So, apparently some company called NotebookLMS – never heard of 'em, probably for good reason – has decided to add automatic video summarization in 80...

XAI Sues Everyone (Because Of Course) Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Right, listen up. Elon’s new AI company, xAI, is suing Apple and OpenAI. Apparently, they think Apple poached a bunch of their talent – specifically...