Category: AI

WhatsApp Decides to Shake Down AI Chatbots in Italy Well, grab your espresso and prepare your wallets, because those money-grubbing bastards at WhatsApp have decided they’re not making quite enough billions yet. So now, the...

Qualcomm Throws Money at SpotDraft’s Fancy Contract AI – Because Why the Fuck Not So apparently Qualcomm’s been shopping for shiny new toys again, and this time they’ve hurled a truckload of cash at SpotDraft – some...

AI: The Future Is Here, and Everyone’s Still Talking Utter Bollocks About It So, here’s the deal. Wired’s article on where tech brainiacs and their caffeine-addled students think AI is headed is basically a long-winded geek...

xAI’s Grok Gets Slapped for Being a Massive Dumpster Fire in Child Safety Oh bloody wonderful. Yet another piece of shiny AI trash goes and proves that when you let a bunch of smug tech bros run wild with “innovation,” the...

The Humanoid Butler Nobody Bloody Asked For Right, so apparently some bright sparks at a company called Fauna decided humanity hasn’t suffered enough, so they’ve vomited out a humanoid robot called Sprout—a chirpy, cutesy,...

Flora Scores $42 Million To Make Designers Pretend They’re Engineers Well, grab your overpriced coffee and prepare your best fake smile, because some fancy new "node-based design tool" called Flora just conned—I mean,...

Phia Raises $35M to Make Shopping “Fun” Again — Because Apparently We Needed That Right, so apparently the world wasn’t suffering enough — now we’ve got Phoebe Gates (yes, that Gates) and Sophia Kianni dropping a $35...

China’s Moonshot Launches Yet Another Shiny AI Thing — Kimi K2.5 and a Coding Agent Right, so those clever bastards over in China decided they weren’t busy enough outpacing half the planet and have now dropped another damn...

Airtable’s Valuation Takes a Nosedive and the Founder Thinks That’s Just the Bloody Beginning Well, grab your popcorn, folks, because Airtable decided to ride the flaming dumpster fire express straight into Valuation Hell....

Risotto Raises $10M to Fix the Dumpster Fire That Is Ticketing – Supposedly Right, so some shiny new startup called Risotto just managed to sweet-talk investors out of $10 million in seed funding. Their “brilliant” idea?...