Category: AI

GPT-5: Another Fucking Upgrade You Don't Need Seriously? GPT-5 is Coming. Great. Oh, joy. OpenAI’s prepping GPT-5, and apparently, we should all be wetting our pants with excitement. This isn't some minor tweak; they're talking...

China's AI Chip Bullshit - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. More China Nonsense. Right, so apparently the US is freaking out – again – because China’s trying to build its own AI chip industry....

Ugh, Another Chip Drama Seriously? More Bullshit With Nvidia Chips. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, the US government – bless their clueless hearts – decided *after* letting Nvidia sell...

Ugh, Seriously? The Government's Meddling in Intel – You. Don’t. Say. I Didn’t Warn You. Right, so the US government, bless their infinite wisdom, is apparently thinking about taking a *stake* in Intel. A STAKE. Like they...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. AI is Stealing Art, and Nobody Can Stop It (Apparently) Right, so some indie game devs – the folks behind Venba, a cooking game, bless their naive hearts – discovered that their *beautiful* art...

ChatGPT's Model Picker: A Disaster Reborn Oh, *Now* They Want You To Choose? Right. So OpenAI, those geniuses who thought it was a good idea to just pick the model for you (because apparently we’re all too stupid to decide),...

Neologic: Oh, *Another* One Seriously? Another CPU Startup. Right, so some outfit called Neologic – because apparently the world needs more silicon slingers – thinks they can build better CPUs for AI data centers. Shocking....

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Anthropic Just Ate Another Company. Seriously. Right, so Anthropic – those Claude-peddling clowns – decided they weren't already bloated enough and just bought Humanloop. Humanloop? They made tools...

Pocket FM's Latest Bullshit Seriously? Pocket FM, You Kidding Me? Right, so Pocket FM – that audio fiction app nobody asked for – has decided its writers aren’t *quite* churning out enough dreck fast enough. Their solution?...

GPT-5: Still Just a Fucking Algorithm Oh, Great. Another Article About AI "Feelings" Right, so apparently some people are getting their knickers in a twist because GPT-4 (and soon to be 5, *joy*) isn't being all sunshine and...