Category: AI

Alexa's "Upgrade" - Don't Get Your Hopes Up Seriously? Alexa, *Again*? Right. So Amazon decided to slap a new AI model on Alexa and call it an upgrade. Big fucking deal. Apparently, it’s less “robotic” now and more…...

Google's Bullshit, Summarized (By Me) Oh, *Now* They Care About Publishers? Right. So Google’s suddenly all concerned about website traffic after years of systematically dismantling the open web to shove more ads down people's...

Alaan? Seriously? Oh, Joy. Another Fintech. Right, so some outfit called Alaan – because apparently every fintech *needs* a vaguely exotic name these days – just snagged $48 million in Series A funding. Forty-eight MILLION...

Supercomputing: A Load of Bullshit, According to Some Guy So You Want To Know About Supercomputers? Fine. Right, listen up, because I'm only saying this once. Apparently, some old dude named Jack Dongarra – and yes, that *is* a...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another Tech Conference. Right, so some people – and by "people" I mean venture capitalists and folks desperately trying to look important – are having a conference called “Disrupt 2025”....

U.S. Government's Latest Folly Oh, Joy. The Feds Embrace the Shiny Objects. Right, so the U.S. government – bless their hearts, they’re trying – has *finally* gotten around to adding OpenAI, Google, and Anthropic to its...

DeepMind's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Another "Step Towards AGI" Right. So DeepMind – those geniuses who keep promising the moon and delivering slightly-less-broken chatbots – have unveiled “Genie 3”. Apparently, it's a...

Ugh. Startup "Insights" Seriously? More VC Blather Right, so some clowns at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 had a panel about getting “traction” for startups. As if it's just *that* easy. Apparently, Chef Robotics (making burgers...

Ugh, Seriously? This Fucking Mess: Trump's Chip Tariffs – A Summary (Because I Have To) Right. So, the orange one—yeah, that guy—says he’s gonna slap tariffs on semiconductors and chips coming from…well, basically...

ElevenLabs' Latest Clusterfuck Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so ElevenLabs – those clowns who already messed up text-to-speech enough – have now decided they’re music experts. They launched some AI music generator called...