Category: AI

ElevenLabs Hits $330 Million ARR — and Everyone’s Losing Their Damn Minds So apparently, the fine geniuses over at ElevenLabs have decided to brag about hitting a whopping $330 million in annual recurring revenue. Yeah, you...

Doctors Want AI in Healthcare... But Keep the Damn Chatbots Out Oh, what a bloody surprise — doctors think AI has a place in healthcare, but apparently, the idea of replacing their blessed bedside mumbling with a chatbot makes...

1X’s New Robot Brain: Teaching Tin Cans to Bloody “Understand” the World Alright, so these overpaid geniuses at 1X, the same mob trying to make humanoid robots that don’t walk into walls, have just dropped something...

Ring Wants to Turn Your Home Into a Nosy AI Nightmare So, apparently Ring’s founder has decided that sticking cameras all over your damned house wasn’t creepy enough, so now we’re diving into the “intelligent assistant”...

Roblox’s AI-Powered Age Verification Is a Dumpster Fire Right, so apparently the geniuses over at Roblox decided that instead of properly moderating their online kiddie chaos, they’d shove some half-baked AI system at the...

Google’s AI Shopping Agent Drama: Yet Another Data-Hungry Clusterfuck So, apparently some consumer watchdog decided to blow her damn whistle about Google’s shiny new “AI shopping agent” — you know, that glorified...

Microsoft Builds a Metric Sh*tload of Data Centers and Swears Your Lights Won’t Flicker So apparently, Microsoft’s decided it hasn’t got enough bloody data centers already eating up the planet’s electricity, so they’ve...

Harmattan AI Bags $200M and Becomes a Flying Fucking Unicorn Well, look at this flaming pile of venture capital glory — Harmattan AI just scraped together a goddamn $200 million Series B, because apparently lighting stacks of...

Google’s Gemini to Power Apple’s Siri — Because Apparently Hell Froze Over Well, would you look at that — the gods of tech hypocrisy have finally decided to spoon each other. Apple, the holier-than-thou privacy priest, is...

The Miserable Clusterfuck of Fighting Deepfake Porn So apparently, in the great state of New Jersey, some poor bastard figured out that some malicious tech goblin slapped their face onto porn using AI deepfake magic, and...