Category: AI

Ugh. AI and Cars, Apparently. Seriously? More Bullshit About Self-Driving Everything Right, so some suits from Uber (the one that *still* hasn't figured out basic profitability) and Nuro (those little robot delivery boxes)...

India's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Shopping Oh, *Great*. More AI Bullshit. Right, so India’s decided they need to jump on the bleeding-edge bandwagon and are "piloting" e-commerce platforms run by chatbots. Because apparently...

Ugh, Another One Seriously? *Another* Data Storage Startup? Right. So some clowns calling themselves "Subspace" think they can dethrone AWS, Google Cloud and Azure with… distributed storage. Groundbreaking. Apparently, they've...

Spotitearly: Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake... Spotitearly. Right, so some company – Spotitearly, because subtlety is dead – thinks they’ve cracked cancer detection by… training dogs to sniff it out and then...

Sora's Popularity - Ugh. Seriously? Another Damn AI Thing. Right, so apparently some video generation thing called Sora – made by OpenAI, naturally, because *of course* it is – hit a million downloads faster than ChatGPT did....

DataCurve: Another Fucking Data Labeling Company Seriously? *Another* One. Right, so some outfit called DataCurve just snagged $15 million to do… what else? Label data for AI models. Apparently, ScaleAI isn't enough of a pain...

Figma's Latest Descent Into Madness Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake: Figma Now Has *More* AI Right. As if designers weren’t already drowning in useless features, Figma decided to sell what little soul it had left to Google. They're...

Intel's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. More Intel. Right, so apparently Intel thinks we give a damn about their new "Core Ultra 200" processors. They’re built on this “18A” process node...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck - Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. More Google "Innovation." Right, so Google’s decided to inflict “Search Live” on India. Apparently, regular search wasn’t annoying enough for people...

Thompson's Hot Air About AI Sports - Ugh. Seriously? Another One. Right, so Tristan Thompson – yes, that Tristan Thompson, the basketball guy – blathered on at TechCrunch Disrupt about how AI is going to "revolutionize"...