Category: AI

Port Raises A Pile Of Cash To Take On Spotify’s Backstage — Or, How To Burn $100M Trying To Reinvent the Damn Wheel So apparently Port — yeah, that “developer portal platform” company that’s been lurking around like...

TIME Names ‘Architects of AI’ Its Person of the Year — Because Apparently the Robots Won Ah, bloody wonderful. TIME decided that instead of picking an actual human for their oh-so-prestigious Person of the Year, they’d...

Opera Wants Twenty Bloody Bucks a Month for Its AI Browser — What the Actual F***? So, apparently Opera’s decided it hasn’t milked the Internet hard enough and now wants you to cough up twenty goddamn dollars a month for...

Disney and OpenAI: The Mouse Meets the Machine Oh, for fuck’s sake. Disney just can’t keep its gloved hands off anything that even smells like money, can it? The House of Mouse has apparently inked a shiny new deal with...

Disney and OpenAI — The Unholy Union No One Asked For Well, strap in, you miserable data monkeys, because the Mouse House just signed a bloody deal with those AI wizards over at OpenAI. That’s right — Disney, the company...

Cursor’s AI for Designers: Because Apparently We Need More Damn Robots Drawing Boxes in Figma So these bright-eyed bastards at Cursor have decided the world was missing one thing: a so-called “pro” AI design tool tied into...

Runway Decides to Play God (Again) With Its Fancy-Ass AI Models So, Runway — yeah, those video AI nerds who make pixels move prettier than a Hollywood budget — just launched what they’re calling a “world model.” Because...

Google’s New Shiny “Disco” Toy — Because Making Tabs Into Apps Is Apparently Innovation Now Oh great, just what the world needed — another half-baked Google experiment with a fancy AI name. This time it's called...

OpenAI Launches GPT-5.2 – and the AI Arms Race Goes Absolutely F**king Nuclear So OpenAI, the merry band of silicon sorcerers who brought you chatbots that flirt, hallucinate, and occasionally embarrass CEOs, has dropped...

Google’s AI Try-On: Because Apparently Dressing Yourself is Too Bloody Hard So, grab your overpriced phone and strike your stupid “candid” selfie pose, because Google’s AI is here to *virtually* dress your lazy ass. Yep,...