Category: AI

Google & PayPal: Another Fucking Partnership Oh, Joy. Google and PayPal Are "Innovating" Again. Right, so apparently the geniuses at Google and PayPal have decided we *need* more AI shopping bots running around doing our bidding....

Ugh, Seriously? China's Poking Around in US Chip Companies (Because Of TikTok. *Of Course*) Right, so the Chinese government is now sniffing around American semiconductor manufacturers – specifically SMIC, GlobalFoundries, and...

ChatGPT: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Figure It Out) ChatGPT: Don't Ask Me, I Didn't *Make* This Shit Right. So, some people – and by 'people' I mean the easily impressed masses – are still obsessed with ChatGPT....

Google's Gemini in Chrome: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, *Great*. More Google Shit. Right, so Google’s shoved its Gemini AI into Chrome for US users. Big fucking deal. They're calling it "Gemini in Chrome"...

Zuckerberg's Latest Clusterfuck Oh, For Fucking Christ, Zuckerberg Again Right. So, apparently the absolute *king* of bad ideas, Mark Zuckerberg, has decided he’s going to “kill” the smartphone. Yeah, because what we really...

Google's Latest Clusterfuck: Gems, Apparently Oh, *Great*. More AI Shit. Right, so Google’s decided that what the world really needs is for every idiot with a Gemini account to inflict their half-baked “AI assistants” –...

Notion's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Want to Be Useful? Right. So Notion, that glorified digital notepad people inexplicably love, has decided it wants to be... an automation platform? Seriously? After years of being a pretty...

Ugh, Another Partnership... Seriously? Nvidia and Intel Are "Working Together" Now. Fantastic. Oh joy. As if the semiconductor world wasn't already a clusterfuck of proprietary bullshit, Nvidia and Intel have decided to hold...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Seriously? Humanoid Robots Now. Fantastic. Right, so apparently just churning out endless streams of text-spewing chatbots wasn't enough to ruin everything. No, *now* we need robots that look like people....

Google's Cloud: Still Alive, Thanks to Idiots Seriously? Google's Cloud is Doing *Well* Now? Oh, joy. Apparently, Google’s cloud business isn’t circling the drain entirely thanks to a bunch of AI startups throwing money at it...