Category: AI

Apple’s new live translation feature for AirPods won’t be available in the EU at launch

Apple's EU Screw-Up: Live Translation Delayed (Because Of Course) Seriously? Apple’s New Feature is Broken Before It Even Starts. Oh, joy. Another brilliant move from the fruit company. They announced a shiny new live...

Humanoids, AVs, and what’s next in AI hardware with Waabi and Apptronik at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Robots. Right, so apparently a bunch of people gathered at "TechCrunch Disrupt" to wank about robots and AI hardware. Fantastic. As if we don't have...

FTC launches inquiry into AI chatbot companions from Meta, OpenAI, and others

FTC's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Chatbots Oh, *Now* They Care? FTC Investigates AI Companions. Right, so the goddamn Federal Trade Commission – those paragons of proactive regulation – have finally decided to poke their noses...

From mixers to pitch-offs — your brand event belongs at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025

Disrupt 2025: Ugh, Another Marketing Opportunity TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Seriously? Right, so TechCrunch is *still* trying to sell you space at their little startup circus. This article basically screams "PAY US MONEY TO SHOW...

What is Mistral AI? Everything to know about the OpenAI competitor

Mistral AI: Ugh, Another One Mistral AI: Seriously? More LLMs? Right, so some French company – Mistral AI, because apparently the world *needs* another Large Language Model (LLM) vendor. They're trying to be the "European...

The United Arab Emirates Releases a Tiny But Powerful AI Model

Ugh, Another AI Model Seriously? ANOTHER One?! Right, so the UAE – yeah, that UAE – has unleashed yet another Large Language Model (LLM) upon an unsuspecting world. This one's called Falcon-RW, and get this: it’s SMALL....

Nuclearn gets $10.5M to help the nuclear industry embrace AI

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Seriously? Nuclear Plants & *AI* Now? Right, so apparently the nuclear industry – yes, that one, full of pipes and things that melt down if you look at them funny – has decided it needs “help”...

Apple Intelligence: Everything you need to know about Apple’s AI model and services

Apple Intelligence: A Sigh, Honestly Apple *Finally* Does AI. Big Whoop. Right, so Apple's decided to join the party. Took 'em long enough. This "Apple Intelligence" thing is basically a suite of features they’re slapping onto...

Smart ring maker Oura’s CEO addresses recent backlash, says future is a ‘cloud of wearables’

Oura's Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Seriously? Another Subscription Racket. Right, so Oura – yeah, the overpriced finger bling that tells you how little sleep you’re getting because it’s...

Is AI the New Frontier of Women’s Oppression?

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This Again? Right, so some people – and by "people" I mean the perpetually offended brigade – are whining that AI is just another way to screw over women. Apparently, because the...