Category: AI

OpenAI reportedly finalizing $100B deal at more than $850B valuation

OpenAI's $850B Valuation: Because Fuck It, Why Not? So these clowns at OpenAI are about to close a $100 billion funding round that values the company at over $850 billion. That's right, billion with a fucking B. Not million....

Perplexity’s Retreat From Ads Signals a Bigger Strategic Shift

Perplexity's Ad Shitshow: When Your "Google Killer" Turns Into A Google Wannabe Oh fucking wonderful. Another AI startup discovers reality and immediately shits the bed. Perplexity—these clowns have been strutting around like...

Reddit is testing a new AI search feature for shopping

Reddit's AI Shopping Search: Yet Another Way to Fuck the User Experience Oh, brilliant. Just when I thought this festering shitpile of a website couldn't possibly get worse, the cocaine-addled MBA brigade at Reddit HQ have...

Code Metal Raises $125 Million to Rewrite the Defense Industry’s Code With AI

Code Metal Raises $125M to Turn Defense Code into a Shitshow of AI-Generated Spaghetti Oh fucking brilliant. Another crew of Sand Hill Road assholes just handed $125 million to a startup that's essentially weaponized Stack...

YouTube’s latest experiment brings its conversational AI tool to TVs

YouTube's Shitty AI Comes to TVs to Make My Life Even More of a Fucking Nightmare So those bastards at YouTube have decided that what the world really fucking needs is their half-baked conversational AI turd smeared all over your...

The Rise of RentAHuman, the Marketplace Where Bots Put People to Work

RentAHuman: When the Fucking Robots Start Hiring the Meatbags Oh wonderful. Just what this miserable shitshow needed. Some bright spark has created RentAHuman, a platform where AI bots can hire actual human beings to do tasks...

Indian AI lab Sarvam’s new models are a major bet on the viability of open source AI

Sarvam's Open-Source AI Pile of Shit: A Bet Even Vegas Wouldn't Touch Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another "revolutionary" AI lab promising to save humanity with open-source models. This time it's Sarvam, some Indian outfit...

India’s Sarvam wants to bring its AI models to feature phones, cars, and smart glasses

Fucking Brilliant, More AI Garbage for Shit That Already Works So some outfit called Sarvam in India—because apparently we needed another fucking AI company—has decided the world wasn't shitty enough. Their master plan? Shove...

OpenAI pushes into higher education as India seeks to scale AI skills

OpenAI "Gracefully" Shoves Its Way Into Indian Universities Like a Bull in a China Shop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI tsunami couldn't get more nauseating, OpenAI decides to "partner" with Indian higher...

Microsoft says Office bug exposed customers’ confidential emails to Copilot AI

Microsoft's Latest 'Feature': Copilot Now Reads Your Fucking Emails Without Asking Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let the Redmond shitshow manage your corporate data, Microsoft proudly announces that...