Category: AI

AI 'Creativity' - A Load of Bollocks, Summarized Oh, Great. More "Research" Into How Dumb Machines Pretend to Be Smart Right, so some academics – bless their naive little hearts – decided to poke around inside these Large...

Grok 2.5: Another Musk Thing Oh, *Now* He's Open Sourcing? Right, so Elon – surprise, fucking surprise – has decided to "open source" Grok-2.5 through his little vanity project, xAI. Apparently, he’s feeling generous...

Amazon's AGI Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? Another One. Right, so Amazon’s “AGI Labs” – and honestly the name alone makes me want to vomit – is trying to spin their spectacularly failed attempt...

OpenAI's Latest Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently People Need Hand-Holding) Seriously? OpenAI Has to *Tell* People This? Oh, for the love of all that is holy. OpenAI just issued a warning – a warning, mind you –...

Oh, Joy. Another Office. OpenAI's Latest Exercise in Global Domination (Ugh) Right, so OpenAI – those geniuses who’ve convinced everyone their glorified autocomplete is sentient – have decided to open an office in New...

Google's Latest "Innovation" - Ugh. Seriously? *This* is news? Right, so Google’s decided to add a shortcut button in Drive for video editing. A shortcut button. Groundbreaking. Apparently, you used to have to… wait for it…...

Ugh, Another AI Article Back to School? More Like Back to *Dealing With* School Thanks to AI. Right, so apparently schools are freaking out because kids can now use AI – shocking, I know – and instead of, you know, adapting...

Nvidia's Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because Apparently You Can't Read) Seriously? Nvidia Halted H20 Chip Production. *Again*. Oh, joy. More incompetence from the GPU overlords. So, apparently Nvidia decided to just… stop making...

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple Needs *Google’s* Help?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy. Apparently, Apple – yes, that Apple, the one who thinks it invented everything good in this world – is...

Apple's Pathetic Attempt at Enterprise AI Oh, Joy. Apple *Finally* Notices Businesses Exist Right, so after approximately forever of ignoring anyone who isn’t drooling over a new iPhone color, Apple’s decided to throw some...