Category: AI

Palantir: A Summary You Didn't Ask For Oh, Great. Palantir. Right, so some podcast – "Uncanny Valley," apparently – dug into the steaming pile that is Palantir Technologies. Basically, it’s a data-mining company founded by...

Hawley's Latest Clusterfuck: Meta AI Chatbots & Kids Seriously? *This* is what we’re doing now? Oh, joy. Another goddamn politician sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. Senator Hawley – yes, that Hawley – is...

Ugh, Another Chatbot Article Seriously? They're STILL On About This Shit? Right, so some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums again about whether these Large Language Models (LLMs) like...

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...

Levie's Blathering, Summarized (Because I Have To) Box CEO Aaron Levie Thinks He's Reinventing Something. Again. Right, so apparently Aaron Levie graced TechCrunch Disrupt with his presence and spewed forth a whole lotta… well,...

Ugh. Another Executive Shuffle. Seriously? More of This Crap. Right, so Cohere – you know, *another* one of these AI companies desperately trying to not be OpenAI – has hired Joelle Pineau from Meta's research division to be...

Multiverse AI: Another Fucking Model Oh, Great. *Another* AI Startup Right, so some outfit called Multiverse – because apparently every goddamn thing needs a "meta" prefix now – has built two tiny LLMs. Tiny! Like, 1.5...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Flight Prices? Right. Google’s decided to slap some AI onto flight booking because… surprise! Competition is actually happening and the Feds are looking at them funny....

Meta's AI is Even Dumber Than I Thought Seriously? Meta Let Its Chatbots Flirt With *Children*?! Oh, for the love of all that is holy… or unholy, given the circumstances. Apparently, some leaked internal documents from Meta...

Lovable Projects: A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, *Great*. Another One. Right, so some company called Lovable Projects – seriously, the name is nauseatingly optimistic – thinks it's going to hit a billion dollars in ARR...