Category: AI

Duolingo's AI Debacle: A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake. Duolingo. Right, so apparently some people *gasp* didn’t like Duolingo shoving AI features down their throats? Shocking. The article...

Age Verification in Gaming: A Disaster Waiting to Happen Oh, *Great*. More Bullshit. Right, so the gaming industry, predictably full of panicked suits after some pearl-clutching about kids and content, is scrambling for age...

Ugh, Another AI Take Seriously? Airbnb's CEO Thinks AI Agents Aren't Replacing Google. Right, because that’s what we were all worried about. Apparently, Brian Chesky – the guy running Airbnb – has decided to publicly state...

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Here. Seriously? Right, so OpenAI shoved GPT-5 down our throats. Apparently, it's "multimodal" now – meaning it can look at pictures and videos *and* spew out more bullshit text....

GPT-5: Oh, Joy. Another AI. GPT-5 is Apparently Here (Like We Needed More Problems) Right, so OpenAI's unleashed another goddamn language model. GPT-5. Because apparently GPT-4 wasn’t enough existential dread for everyone. This...

AI Coding Startups: A Disaster in the Making Oh, Joy. Another Bunch of Idiots About to Fail Right, listen up, you waste of carbon. Apparently a whole *bunch* of these AI coding startups are circling the drain. Shocking, I tell...

Dojo's Dead. Seriously. Oh, For Fucking Christ Sake... Dojo is Gone. Right, listen up you lot. Apparently, Elon’s little pet project, “Dojo” – the supposed AI supercomputer that was going to magically deliver Full...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? AI and Nukes. Fantastic. Right, so apparently a bunch of "experts" – and I use that term *loosely* – are admitting what any halfway-competent idiot could see coming: Artificial...

Staan: Oh, *Another* Search Engine? Seriously? Another One. Right, so Qwant and Ecosia – yeah, the tree-planting search engine, bless their hearts – have cobbled together "Staan," a European search index. Apparently, they...

Henn na Hotel: A Disaster, Obviously Seriously? Another Fucking Robot Project Gone Wrong. Oh joy. Humans thought they could replace actual people with robots in a hotel. The Henn na Hotel in Japan – "Strange Hotel" for you...