Category: AI

RentAHuman: When the Fucking Robots Start Hiring the Meatbags Oh wonderful. Just what this miserable shitshow needed. Some bright spark has created RentAHuman, a platform where AI bots can hire actual human beings to do tasks...

Sarvam's Open-Source AI Pile of Shit: A Bet Even Vegas Wouldn't Touch Oh, for fuck's sake. Another day, another "revolutionary" AI lab promising to save humanity with open-source models. This time it's Sarvam, some Indian outfit...

Fucking Brilliant, More AI Garbage for Shit That Already Works So some outfit called Sarvam in India—because apparently we needed another fucking AI company—has decided the world wasn't shitty enough. Their master plan? Shove...

OpenAI "Gracefully" Shoves Its Way Into Indian Universities Like a Bull in a China Shop Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI tsunami couldn't get more nauseating, OpenAI decides to "partner" with Indian higher...

Microsoft's Latest 'Feature': Copilot Now Reads Your Fucking Emails Without Asking Oh, for fuck's sake. Just when you thought it was safe to let the Redmond shitshow manage your corporate data, Microsoft proudly announces that...

Kana Emerges From Stealth With $15M to Build Flexible AI Agents for Marketers, Because Apparently We Haven't Suffered Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Another day, another herd of venture capitalists with more money than sense shitting...

Big Tech's 'AI Will Save The Planet' Claims Are a Steaming Pile of Unsubstantiated Horse Shit Oh look, another fucking week, another truckload of sanctimonious bullshit from the same bastards who brought you surveillance...

Google Adds Music Generation to Gemini, Because Apparently Text Wasn't Fucking Annoying Enough Oh for fuck's sake. Just when you thought the AI wankery couldn't get any more insufferable, Google decides to shove music generation...

World Labs Lands $200M From Autodesk And I Already Want To Throw My Fucking Workstation Out The Window So some bunch of muppets called "World Labs" just got $200 MILLION from Autodesk... because apparently burning money is now a...

Amazon's Blue Jay Robot Shits the Bed After 5 Months - Management Surprised, Techies Not So Amazon's latest mechanical turd, the Blue Jay robotics project, has been ceremoniously wheeled behind the shed and shot after a...