Category: AI

Data Centers in Space? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Data Centers Are Ruining Everything (Now They Want To Do It *In Orbit*) Right. So apparently, all these goddamn servers – the ones running your TikTok and endless...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things in San Francisco from October 18-20th. And they want your money. Now....

Ugh, Another Tech "Fix" For Everything Lincoln Center Thinks It Needs More Gadgets. Seriously? Right, so apparently the high-falutin' folks at Lincoln Center are having a think-fest – they call it a “Collider Fellowship”...

YouTube's Latest Bullshit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? More YouTube "Improvements"? Oh, joy. Another goddamn deluge of features nobody asked for from YouTube’s “Made on YouTube” event. Apparently, they think...

Ugh, Meta's Mess Again Seriously? Another Fucking Lawsuit for Meta Right, so listen up. Apparently, Meta – those geniuses who can’t seem to run a social media platform without being a dumpster fire – are getting sued...

Disrupt 2025 - Ugh. Seriously? Another TechCrunch Event. Right, listen up, you lot. Apparently, TechCrunch is having another one of their "Disrupt" things next month – September 30th to October 2nd in San Francisco. Like the...

Apple's Local AI: A Grumpy Summary Oh, *Now* They Care About On-Device AI? Right. So Apple finally decided to let developers actually use the AI stuff baked into iOS 26. Took them long enough. Apparently, they're letting folks...

Octopus is... Splitting Up? Seriously? Oh, For Fucking Christ's Sake: Octopus Energy Divides Itself Right. So, apparently, the bright sparks at Octopus Energy – you know, the ones who thought it was a good idea to make energy...

YouTube's AI Clusterfuck - A Summary (Because You People Can't Read) Seriously? YouTube and AI. *Again*. Right, so Google – I mean, YouTube – has decided it needs more AI. Shocking. Apparently, they’re throwing ludicrous...

Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 25th. Apparently, they...