Category: AI

Phoebe Gates and Sophia Kianni’s Phia raises $35M to ‘make shopping fun again’

Phia Raises $35M to Make Shopping “Fun” Again — Because Apparently We Needed That Right, so apparently the world wasn’t suffering enough — now we’ve got Phoebe Gates (yes, that Gates) and Sophia Kianni dropping a $35...

China’s Moonshot releases a new open source model Kimi K2.5 and a coding agent

China’s Moonshot Launches Yet Another Shiny AI Thing — Kimi K2.5 and a Coding Agent Right, so those clever bastards over in China decided they weren’t busy enough outpacing half the planet and have now dropped another damn...

Airtable jumps into the AI agent game with Superagent

Airtable’s Valuation Takes a Nosedive and the Founder Thinks That’s Just the Bloody Beginning Well, grab your popcorn, folks, because Airtable decided to ride the flaming dumpster fire express straight into Valuation Hell....

Risotto raises $10M seed to use AI to make ticketing systems easier to use

Risotto Raises $10M to Fix the Dumpster Fire That Is Ticketing – Supposedly Right, so some shiny new startup called Risotto just managed to sweet-talk investors out of $10 million in seed funding. Their “brilliant” idea?...

Google DeepMind Staffers Ask Leaders to Keep Them ‘Physically Safe’ From ICE

Google’s Brainiacs Freak Out Over ICE, While Corporate Plays Hide-and-Seek So, apparently, the geniuses over at Google DeepMind—the same mob that’s teaching machines to dream of electric sheep—are now *losing their...

Google now lets users jump from AI Overviews into AI Mode conversations

Google’s New “AI Mode” – Because Apparently, Nobody Reads Anymore So Google’s gone and done it again – bolting more shiny bits onto its damned AI engine like a drunk mechanic with a wrench. They've rolled out this...

OpenAI launches Prism, a new AI workspace for scientists

OpenAI Launches Prism — Because Apparently Scientists Need Another Fancy-Ass AI Toy So, OpenAI decided it wasn’t done infesting the world with more slick buzzword-crammed “innovation,” and has now puked out something...

Anthropic and OpenAI CEOs condemn ICE violence, praise Trump

CEOs Lose Their Damn Minds: AI Bosses Condemn ICE Violence, Then Blow Kisses to Trump Well holy algorithmic fuck, what do we have here? Two of Silicon Valley’s self-proclaimed "ethical overlords" — the big boss from Anthropic...

Google’s more affordable AI Plus plan rolls out to all markets, including the U.S.

Google’s AI Plus Plan — Because Apparently We All Need Another Subscription To Worship Our Robot Overlords So, the almighty Google has decided to bless the rest of the damned planet with its so-called “AI Plus” plan....

The State-Led Crackdown on Grok and xAI Has Begun

The Bloody Circus of Musk’s Grok Crackdown Oh, brilliant. The state morons have finally decided that Elon bloody Musk’s AI fun-fair, Grok (you know, the chatbot that occasionally behaves like it’s had one too many...