Category: AI

Waymo's "Truth" - Ugh. So, Waymo Still Isn’t *Really* Here. Shocking. Right, so Tekedra Mawakana from Waymo went to TechCrunch Disrupt and basically gave a long-winded explanation for why fully autonomous vehicles aren't...

Gemini's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Great*. Gemini’s Number One. Again. Right, so Google’s Gemini app is apparently topping the App Store charts. Why? Because they shoved in a new AI image model called “Nano Banana.” Yeah, you...

Ugh. Another One. Coderabbit? Seriously? Right, so some venture capitalists apparently threw another $60 million at a company called Coderabbit. $60 MILLION. For an AI code review tool. Because clearly, humans reviewing each...

Ugh, Another AI Thing Silicon Valley's Latest Clusterfuck: Virtual Worlds for Dumb Robots Right. So apparently throwing enough money at the problem hasn’t made these AIs *actually* intelligent, so now they're building...

Ugh, OpenAI's 'Safety Features' - A Summary (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Hand-Holding. Right, so OpenAI, bless their naive little hearts, are now pretending to care about what teenagers do with their toys. Apparently, some...

Ugh, Another Tech Drama Seriously? Microsoft & Nvidia Are Playing Politics With Data Centers Right, so listen up. Apparently, Microsoft and Nvidia are throwing a hissy fit because of the whole Trump-induced chaos with TikTok and...

Meta Connect 2025: A Summary (Because You Apparently Can't Read) Oh, Joy. Another Meta Thing. Right, so Zuck’s throwing another pity party – I mean, *conference* – called Meta Connect on September 24th. Prepare for a whole...

Ugh, OpenAI is at it Again Seriously? More Robots. Fantastic. Right, so apparently the clowns over at OpenAI haven't managed to destroy the world just with text yet, so they’re moving on to physical destruction. This article...

MarqVision: Seriously? Oh, *Great*. Another AI "Solution" to a Problem Humans Caused. Right, so some Harvard Law spin-off called MarqVision just snagged $48 million because… brands are getting ripped off online? Shocking....

Disrupt... Ugh. Seriously? More Disrupt Booths. *More*. Oh, joy. As if the San Francisco Moscone Center wasn't already crammed with enough wide-eyed hopefuls and venture capitalists pretending to know what they’re talking...