Category: AI

Disrupt 2025: A Load of Bollocks, Summarized (Because I Have To) Seriously? More Robots. Right, so apparently a bunch of people gathered at "TechCrunch Disrupt" to wank about robots and AI hardware. Fantastic. As if we don't have...

FTC's Latest Clusterfuck: AI Chatbots Oh, *Now* They Care? FTC Investigates AI Companions. Right, so the goddamn Federal Trade Commission – those paragons of proactive regulation – have finally decided to poke their noses...

Disrupt 2025: Ugh, Another Marketing Opportunity TechCrunch Disrupt 2025: Seriously? Right, so TechCrunch is *still* trying to sell you space at their little startup circus. This article basically screams "PAY US MONEY TO SHOW...

Mistral AI: Ugh, Another One Mistral AI: Seriously? More LLMs? Right, so some French company – Mistral AI, because apparently the world *needs* another Large Language Model (LLM) vendor. They're trying to be the "European...

Ugh, Another AI Model Seriously? ANOTHER One?! Right, so the UAE – yeah, that UAE – has unleashed yet another Large Language Model (LLM) upon an unsuspecting world. This one's called Falcon-RW, and get this: it’s SMALL....

Ugh, More AI Bullshit Seriously? Nuclear Plants & *AI* Now? Right, so apparently the nuclear industry – yes, that one, full of pipes and things that melt down if you look at them funny – has decided it needs “help”...

Apple Intelligence: A Sigh, Honestly Apple *Finally* Does AI. Big Whoop. Right, so Apple's decided to join the party. Took 'em long enough. This "Apple Intelligence" thing is basically a suite of features they’re slapping onto...

Oura's Clusterfuck, Summarized (Because I Have Better Things To Do) Seriously? Another Subscription Racket. Right, so Oura – yeah, the overpriced finger bling that tells you how little sleep you’re getting because it’s...

Ugh, Fine. Here's Your Summary. Seriously? This Again? Right, so some people – and by "people" I mean the perpetually offended brigade – are whining that AI is just another way to screw over women. Apparently, because the...

San Francisco Hackathon: A Waste of Perfectly Good Electricity Seriously? Another Man vs. Machine Thing? Oh, joy. Some trust fund babies and coding nerds in San Francisco decided to have a hackathon where humans tried to beat AI...