Category: AI

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Tone? Right. Google’s NotebookLM – that thing they expect you to be excited about – can now apparently let you tweak the “tone” of its AI-generated podcasts. Like,...

Orchard Robotics: Another Fucking Robot... Seriously? $22 Million for *This*? Oh, joy. Another bunch of bright young things – a Cornell dropout, naturally, because apparently actual experience is overrated – have convinced...

Ugh, Another Robot Article Seriously? *Another* Robot? Right, so some chuckleheads at Figure AI built a humanoid robot – surprise, surprise. And now they're flapping their gums about how it’s showing “signs of generalized...

Coreweave Buys Another Fucking Company Seriously? Coreweave AGAIN. Oh, joy. More consolidation in the AI space. Apparently, Coreweave – you know, the cloud provider all the GPU hoarders are using – just swallowed up OpenPipe....

Ugh, Another One Bites the Dust at XAI Seriously? *Another* Executive Jumped Ship From Musk's AI Circus Right, so listen up. Apparently, Nathan Redmond, the CFO of xAI – Elon’s little “everything he touches turns to gold”...

Apple's Pathetic Plea for Help Seriously? Apple’s Siri is Getting a Brain Transplant (From Google) Oh, fantastic. So, after years of letting Siri rot in the digital dumpster, Apple’s finally admitting defeat and is apparently...

Scale AI's Pathetic Lawsuit - A Summary (Because I Have To) Oh, For F\*ck’s Sake… Scale AI is Suing Someone. Again. Right, so listen up, because I'm only explaining this once. Apparently, Scale AI – those data labeling...

Mistral? Seriously? Oh, *Wonderful*. More AI Money Thrown Into The Void. Right, so apparently some French company called Mistral – never heard of 'em, and frankly don't want to – is about to get another goddamn infusion of...

U.S./India VC Alliance - A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Now* They Care About India? Right, so after years of ignoring anything outside Silicon Valley and maybe a fleeting glance at China, the U.S. venture...

Ugh, Another Fucking Thing Seriously? Sports Betting & Crypto AI Agents – Just What We Needed. Right, so some geniuses (and I use that term *very* loosely) are now trying to automate sports betting with crypto and "AI agents."...