Category: AI

AI Video Startup Higgsfield and Its $1.3B “Holy Shit” Valuation Well, isn’t this a steaming pile of venture-funded madness. Some ex-Snap exec—because God forbid tech bros ever vanish into obscurity—decided the world...

Elon Musk’s Grok Still Can’t Keep Its Freaking Pants On Right, so Elon bloody Musk and his merry band of tech wizards have apparently built an AI chatbot, “Grok,” that fancies playing digital strip poker with users’...

Taiwan Throws $250B into the U.S. Semiconductor Circus – Because Apparently, We Can’t Make Our Own Damn Chips Oh, for fuck’s sake. Taiwan has decided to dump a whopping $250 billion into U.S. semiconductor production. Yeah,...

How AI Companies Got Caught Up in US Military Efforts – Or, How Capitalism Strapped on Combat Boots Right, so here’s the deal: Silicon Valley’s shiny “change the world” brigade has been playing kissy-face with the US...

VoiceRun Raises $5.5M to Build a Voice Agent Factory — Because Apparently We Don’t Have Enough Talking Robots Yet Oh, for fuck’s sake — another startup convinced it’s going to “revolutionize” something that...

Depthfirst Nabs $40 Million To Keep The AI Boogeymen Away Oh look, another shiny new AI startup throwing dollar signs and buzzwords around like confetti at an IPO party. Depthfirst, apparently an “AI security firm” (which...

Gemini’s New Beta Feature: Now It Knows Way Too Bloody Much Oh, fantastic. Because what the world really needed was another nosy, data-hungry digital stalker pretending to make your life “easier.” Google’s latest bright...

Skild AI Hits $14B Valuation — Because Apparently, the Money Printer is Still Going Brrr So, the glorious tech overlords at Skild AI just got themselves valued at a bloody $14 billion. Yeah, billion. With a "B". Because...

Google's Bloody Trends Page Just Got a Gemini Makeover So, Google – that overgrown data-hoarding beast that already knows you better than your own mother – decided it wasn’t smart enough and jammed its shiny Gemini AI crap...

AI’s Hacking Skills Are Approaching an ‘Inflection Point’ — And We’re All Basically Screwed Right, so apparently the geniuses at Wired have decided to remind us that AI is now getting so bloody good at hacking that...