Category: AI

Amazon Brags That 97% of Its Crap Now Talks Back With Alexa Oh great, Amazon’s at it again. Apparently, 97% of their shiny plastic junk now “supports Alexa.” Wonderful. Now my bloody toaster will argue with me about the...

Claude Goes All Doctor: The Great AI Health Pissing Contest Oh, bloody hell! Anthropic just marched into the digital emergency room, waving its shiny new "Claude for Healthcare" like it's the holy grail of medical chatbots. Why?...

Google’s AI Commerce Protocol: Because Apparently the Internet Wasn’t Complicated Enough So Google’s at it again, those over-caffeinated geniuses of chaos. They’ve decided the world needs a shiny new “protocol” so...

Indonesia and Malaysia Nuke Grok Over Creepy-Ass Deepfakes Well, bloody hell. Turns out Grok, that smart-ass AI platform from X (yep, *that* X run by the Musk-ster himself), apparently can’t keep its digital hands to itself....

Google’s AI Overviews Get Yanked for Medical Queries – Because Apparently Killing Users Is Bad PR Well, well, well… looks like the brainiacs over at Google HQ have finally realized that maybe—just maybe—letting their AI...

OpenAI’s Latest Brilliant Idea: Let’s Upload Everyone’s Bloody Work Documents! Oh for fuck’s sake, OpenAI’s at it again. Apparently, some genius in management decided the best way to “evaluate AI agents” is to tell...

Indonesia Gives Grok the Boot Over Creepy-Ass AI Porn Nonsense So apparently the geniuses running Grok – yeah, that “AI chatbot” brainchild from X’s asylum of chaos (aka Elon Musk’s little ego project) – managed to...

Anthropic Bags Allianz – Another Bloody Corporate Victory Well, holy flaming servers, Anthropic’s done it again. The AI darlings have managed to sweet-talk Allianz, the insurance megabeast, into joining their ever-expanding...

Physical AI Is Coming for Your Car, and It’s Going to Be a Bloody Circus So apparently, the car industry’s latest brainwave is to let “Physical AI” crawl out of the digital swamp and into your bloody vehicle. Yeah,...

X Locks Down Grok’s Image Generation Because Apparently Screwing Over Users Is a Hobby Now Oh for fuck’s sake, here we go again. So X — you know, the artist formerly known as Twitter before it turned into a digital dumpster...