Category: AI

Altman's Bullshit, Summarized (Because I Have To) Oh, Joy. Another Tech Bro Predicting the Apocalypse Right, so Sam Altman – you know, *that* guy from OpenAI – is flapping his gums again. Apparently, ChatGPT is on track to be...

GPT-5: A Summary (Because Apparently Humans Can't) Oh, *Great*. Another AI Article. Right, so OpenAI’s showing off GPT-5, and surprise fucking surprise, it can kinda code. Not like a real programmer, mind you – don't go...

Palantir: A Summary You Didn't Ask For Oh, Great. Palantir. Right, so some podcast – "Uncanny Valley," apparently – dug into the steaming pile that is Palantir Technologies. Basically, it’s a data-mining company founded by...

Hawley's Latest Clusterfuck: Meta AI Chatbots & Kids Seriously? *This* is what we’re doing now? Oh, joy. Another goddamn politician sticking their nose where it doesn’t belong. Senator Hawley – yes, that Hawley – is...

Ugh, Another Chatbot Article Seriously? They're STILL On About This Shit? Right, so some "researchers" – and I use that term *loosely* – are flapping their gums again about whether these Large Language Models (LLMs) like...

Kryptos Key Auction - Ugh. Seriously? Another Fucking Kryptos Thing. Right, so Jim Sanborn – the sculptor who inflicted that godforsaken puzzle on the world back in '90 – is finally auctioning off clues to *one* of the...

Levie's Blathering, Summarized (Because I Have To) Box CEO Aaron Levie Thinks He's Reinventing Something. Again. Right, so apparently Aaron Levie graced TechCrunch Disrupt with his presence and spewed forth a whole lotta… well,...

Ugh. Another Executive Shuffle. Seriously? More of This Crap. Right, so Cohere – you know, *another* one of these AI companies desperately trying to not be OpenAI – has hired Joelle Pineau from Meta's research division to be...

Multiverse AI: Another Fucking Model Oh, Great. *Another* AI Startup Right, so some outfit called Multiverse – because apparently every goddamn thing needs a "meta" prefix now – has built two tiny LLMs. Tiny! Like, 1.5...

Google's Latest Bullshit Oh, *Now* They Care About Flight Prices? Right. Google’s decided to slap some AI onto flight booking because… surprise! Competition is actually happening and the Feds are looking at them funny....