Category: AI

The Industrial Tech Underdog Who Somehow Didn’t Screw It Up Right, so this poor sod of a founder somehow stumbled his way from what sounds like nowhere into the smug-smile-emoji circus known as Silicon Valley — and instead of...

Meta Shoves Its Nose Into the Electricity Market – Because Obviously, World Domination Isn’t Complete Yet Right, so apparently Meta – yes, the same bunch of data-hungry overlords who can’t even keep their social media...

A $100 Million AI Super PAC Throws Money Around – And Somehow Faceplants Spectacularly Right, so let’s talk about this beautiful shitshow of a story. Some greasy tech overlords over at Andreessen Horowitz—yeah, *those*...

Apple Finally Gets Off Its Ass and Improves Shortcuts Oh great, Apple’s bloody Shortcuts app — that forgotten piece of supposed “automation magic” that’s been more useless than a keyboard with no spacebar — has...

There Is Only One AI Company. Welcome to the Giant Corporate Blob of Doom Well, well, well… looks like the AI “revolution” everyone’s been circle-jerking over is basically just three corporate bastards—Nvidia,...

The Hottest AI Wearables and Gadgets You Can Buy Right Bloody Now Oh, fantastic. Another smug parade of shiny toy crap we apparently *can’t live without*. TechCrunch just vomited out a list of the “hottest” AI wearables and...

AI Mania Is Making Nvidia Stupidly Rich — and the Rest of Us Look Like Idiots Oh bloody hell, here we go again — the AI gold rush is in full swing, and guess who's bathing in $100 bills like Scrooge McDuck on...

Cisco’s Tech Is Falling Apart – And Apparently It’s Everyone’s Bloody Problem So here we go again – another tech giant, Cisco, clutching its pearls and screaming like the data center’s on fire because its ancient...

Trump’s Taking a Sledgehammer to State AI Laws — Because of Course He Bloody Is So here we go again — Captain Chaos himself, Donald bloody Trump, has apparently decided that state-level AI regulations are just too much damn...

Finland Throws Cash at NestAI, Because Apparently Robots Need to Go to War Now Oh bloody great, just what the world needs — another pile of Euros thrown at some shiny AI defense nonsense. Finland’s NestAI just snagged a fat...